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Why did you last have sex? watch

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    cos my big black **** needed emptying
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    For the lulz
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    I can be very persuasive with a knife in my hand.
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    Because tequila = incredible sex drive. And he was hot.
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    cuz i missed sex, and we hadn't in.... 9 days because i'd been on holiday.

    oh and we were horny.

    duh.

    stupid thread.
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    My partner had an itchy cervix.
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    I wanted to release the spunk from my ****.
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    because he had a free house and we were horny + hadnt seen each other in ages
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    (Original post by Reflexive)
    My partner had an itchy cervix.
    Ha ha. Very amusing.
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    was sat down on couch doin nothin and she randomly came in and pulled off my trousers.
    I was used
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    (Original post by Lbag)
    was sat down on couch doin nothin and she randomly came in and pulled off my trousers.
    I was used
    mega lols ! and as if you didnt love it.
 
 
 
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