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    I just heard something on tonight's new over here. The guy was talking about the halls of the biggest university of the country.

    "There is an EU regulation about how much space a farmed pig has to have. Students here have less."

    This got me thinking. What is your favourite quote from the news?
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    "Most cars have only one occupant- usually the driver"

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    (Original post by Jelephant)
    "Most cars have only one occupant- usually the driver"

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    Good job. I couldn't stop laughing for at least a minute.
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    "Mum whose 13 kids were taken into care won’t stop till she can keep one"

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    Trevor McDonald's *unt Kentryside quote is a classic
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    'the queen's pussy is so old, it's haunted'

    ' "i am the lord of the bus" he proclaimed, much to the horror of the fellow passengers'
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    Anything from fox
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    After Nick Griffin was attacked with eggs, Sky News reporter:

    "...he was then whisked away into a nearby car".
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    in a local newspaper
    "Locals re-enact viking invasion- this time with no rape"
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    (Original post by Karunesh)
    'the queen's pussy is so old, it's haunted'

    ' "i am the lord of the bus" he proclaimed, much to the horror of the fellow passengers'
    :rofl: I hope that at some point in my life someone says that while I'm on a bus
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    "Earlier on today, apparently, a woman rung the BBC and said she heard there was a hurricane on the way... well, if you're watching, don't worry, there isn't!"

    :p:
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaHgb...EEF0D2&index=0

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    Is Great!
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    "A fist bump? A pound?...A terrorist fist-jab?"
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    Guys, look at this one:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCS_4...EEF0D2&index=6
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    well it's not an actual quote, but there was this segment on the news about bank queues

    the news reporter said "very soon, queues will be a thing of the past"
    and the subtitles said "very soon, JEWS will be a thing of the past"

    me and my mum were like :O
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    Amy Stole Coke From Kate's Purse.
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    (Original post by lollypop036)
    well it's not an actual quote, but there was this segment on the news about bank queues

    the news reporter said "very soon, queues will be a thing of the past"
    and the subtitles said "very soon, JEWS will be a thing of the past"

    me and my mum were like :O
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    What news channel??

    I want to see that!
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    (Original post by TableChair)
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    What news channel??

    I want to see that!
    BBC
    but it was over a year ago so i doubt you'll find it anywhere.. and no one else in the world seems to have noticed but me and my mum lmao
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    "Geordies are the laziest people in britain according to latest research"
    "now before you call in, if you can be bothered.."
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    This isn't really a quote.. so sorry for being off-topic, but did anyone see the BBC 10 o'clock news tonight?
    Right at the end there was this piece about this 7 year old kid who'd stolen his dad's car and driven it away because he didn't want to go to church, and they had the police car footage and everything. For a second I thought I was watching "Traffic Cops" or "Police, Camera, Action"
    just made me chuckle.. that and the fact that george alagiah was trying terribly hard not to laugh as he read it out.... tee hee
 
 
 
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