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What can you do with a penis?/Size matters watch

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    (Original post by Kagutsuchi)
    This is not a troll thread. I know you can do many things with a penis.

    The phrase "Size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it that counts" keeps cropping up every single time someone shows discomfort due to their... shortcomings. The fact of the matter is, you can do nothing else with a penis other than push it in and pull it out many times - anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar liar pants on fire. You could last longer than others but if your penis isn't stimulating the woman/man then your efforts are fruitless.

    Therefore, size matters. It matters a lot.

    It does matter, but it is only a factor. Who the penis belongs to is another factor (other things remaining equal I reckon you will rather have Brad pitt than Gordon Brown use their penis on you).

    Also what they do with it matters because both Shakespeare and 50 cent can write. Your bf is capable of having sex, but probably not with the technique of a pornstar.

    Yuh get meh naw?
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    (Original post by Karunesh)
    Only advantage I can think of about having a big penis is it increases chances of impregnation and although thats scientifically an advantage, in layman's terms its an 'omg wtf ****'-tage
    What?! Since when does a bigger penis increase the chances of pregnancy
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    Aha! :giggle: Sufficiently amused.

    Goodnight then. :cute: Keep my thready alive will you? :angel:
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    (Original post by Kagutsuchi)
    So now you're guessing about my dad. :wtf: Which still begs the question why you're thinking about him.
    I :love: your father. Perv
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    (Original post by n1r4v)
    I :love: your father. Perv
    Yea, sure. I'm the pervert. :rolleyes: Ask yo momma. She knows.
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    (Original post by Kagutsuchi)
    This is not a troll thread. I know you can do many things with a penis.

    The phrase "Size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it that counts" keeps cropping up every single time someone shows discomfort due to their... shortcomings. The fact of the matter is, you can do nothing else with a penis other than push it in and pull it out many times - anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar liar pants on fire. You could last longer than others but if your penis isn't stimulating the woman/man then your efforts are fruitless.

    Therefore, size matters. It matters a lot.

    I'm glad you got that penis off your chest :awesome:

    Frankly, you're right: size does matter. If my penis was a tad shorter or longer, I would be unable to hide myself in the turnip stall and give elderly women a fright when they reached for the nicest-looking turnip.
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    (Original post by Kagutsuchi)
    Yea, sure. I'm the pervert. :rolleyes: Ask yo momma. She knows.
    I am yo momma, that's how I know about your dad :facepalm2:
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    (Original post by n1r4v)
    I am yo momma, that's how I know about your dad :facepalm2:
    Now you're just being illogical. I liked you more when you were just being a prick.
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    (Original post by Melancholy)
    I'm glad you got that penis off your chest :awesome:

    Frankly, you're right: size does matter. If my penis was a tad shorter or longer, I would be unable to hide myself in the turnip stall and give elderly women a fright when they reached for the nicest-looking turnip.
    It...looks like...a turnip? :confused:
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    (Original post by missaphrodite)
    It...looks like...a turnip? :confused:
    It looks like a turnip that is shaped like a penis. Yes.
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    (Original post by Kagutsuchi)
    Now you're just being illogical. I liked you more when you were just being a prick.
    stop stealing my lines, I called you a prick :facepalm2:
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    You could use it as fish bait? :dontknow:
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    You're right, **** craver. That theory can be applied to rep as well.
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    (Original post by Kagutsuchi)
    As am I. I don't mean to put a downer on those who suffer from this unlucky fate, but they shouldn't be lied to.

    And I'm a bit of a sadist, so I may be lying when I said I don't mean to.
    But maybe you were lying when you said you might be lying :eek:
 
 
 
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