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    heres one for u - what happens if ur status on track doesnt change? what would u do? assume it isnt gonna change, or that they havent updated urs yet?
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    (Original post by mazzles)
    I'm just bored of waiting! I want it to be NOW. But we still have ten whole days of waiting. Weeeeep.
    Sameee, but the fear of failing and not getting the grades I want is just too much!
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    lol i think ill share a junk email with you guys


    Dear friend.

    It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to establish in your country. Though we have not before, but I believe one has to risk confiding in someone to succeed sometimes in life. I am Vincent Mani, I'm from Sierra Leone in West Africa. My source of your contact gave me the courage and confidence to rely on you, that was the reason while I contact you for this noble transaction to seek you help and advice since I am too young to handle it alone.

    The sum of Eight Million US Dollars ($8.000.000.00) was deposited by my father in a Bank in Abidjan capital city of Ivory Coast which he wanted to used for his political ambition, before he was assassinated. Now I have decided to invest this money in your country due to frequent political instabilty and for security reasons too.

    I want you to help me claim and receive this money on my behalf after the money has been transferred into your bank account.I will come and continue my education in your country while you will help me invest in your country, such as these three ventures in your country but, if there is any other business that is better than my suggestion, I will be very glad to follow your advice.

    1). Real estate
    2). The transport industry
    3). Five star hotel

    I will be pleased to offer you reasonable percentage of the total fund while the balance will be invested with your help.NOTE: I have all the necessary documents backing me up as the next of kin, If you are willing to assist me , please do not hesitate to contact me for further details and also hope you will handle this transaction with almost confidentiality and transparency it deserves.

    Respectfully yours,
    VM


    hmm
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    where did everyone disappear to?!? -sniff-.

    the thread just sorta...died for a few mins there...
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    (Original post by The Morrigu)
    heres one for u - what happens if ur status on track doesnt change? what would u do? assume it isnt gonna change, or that they havent updated urs yet?

    I think I would just cry & post on here.
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    and another

    My dear,

    Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into long
    time relatioship and financial transaction for our mutual
    benefits hence I write with due respect .I am Mercy Addy
    and I inherited an important sum of money from my late
    father who died in a recent crisis in Cote d'Ivoire. I
    wish to request for your assistance in investing this
    money in a lucrative venture under your directives and
    guidiance in your country.

    I want you to assist me in tranfering out this money, out
    from a bank here in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire. Which is sum
    of three million, seven hundred thousand United State
    Dollars.($3.700,000) I will give you the contact of the
    bank where the
    money was deposited so that you can contact them
    immediately and discuss with them since I do not know much
    about financial issues.

    I will give you some resonable percentage from the total
    sum for your assistance while I pray that you do not
    betray me at last.

    Please it is important you contact me immediately for more
    clarifications on the next step hence it is my wish to
    relocate to your country as soon as this transaction is
    concluded. Awaiting your immediate response.

    God bless you.

    Miss Mercy Addy.
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    (Original post by Malsy)
    and another

    My dear,

    Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into long
    time relatioship and financial transaction for our mutual
    benefits hence I write with due respect .I am Mercy Addy
    and I inherited an important sum of money from my late
    father who died in a recent crisis in Cote d'Ivoire. I
    wish to request for your assistance in investing this
    money in a lucrative venture under your directives and
    guidiance in your country.

    I want you to assist me in tranfering out this money, out
    from a bank here in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire. Which is sum
    of three million, seven hundred thousand United State
    Dollars.($3.700,000) I will give you the contact of the
    bank where the
    money was deposited so that you can contact them
    immediately and discuss with them since I do not know much
    about financial issues.

    I will give you some resonable percentage from the total
    sum for your assistance while I pray that you do not
    betray me at last.

    Please it is important you contact me immediately for more
    clarifications on the next step hence it is my wish to
    relocate to your country as soon as this transaction is
    concluded. Awaiting your immediate response.

    God bless you.

    Miss Mercy Addy.
    Dude that freaks me out for some reason, the idea of people really trying to scam you
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    Who can make the muddy water clear? Let it be still, and it will gradually become clear.
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    (Original post by XCRUSHESX)
    Sameee, but the fear of failing and not getting the grades I want is just too much!
    Yeah, but there's nothing we can do. I just want to KNOW.
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    (Original post by The Morrigu)
    where did everyone disappear to?!? -sniff-.

    the thread just sorta...died for a few mins there...
    I knoooooooooooo, I got zero quotes for awhile! :woo::woo::woo:Imagine on results day it will die out!
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    im trying to retrieve a password so ive clicked for a reminder to be sent to my email-about ten times!
    stupid stupid internetz
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    (Original post by mazzles)
    Yeah, but there's nothing we can do. I just want to KNOW.
    Mmm that is true....
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    (Original post by The Morrigu)
    heres one for u - what happens if ur status on track doesnt change? what would u do? assume it isnt gonna change, or that they havent updated urs yet?
    I'd assume they hadn't updated mine yet. Tbh they will eventually update it with Unconditional or Unsuccessful. If they didn't by the time i have to go into school, i'll just wait until I get the results
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    lol that is a given.

    hey that could be a new target: Try to crash the TSR server on results day/night before XD
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    (Original post by Malsy)
    and another

    My dear,

    Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into long
    time relatioship and financial transaction for our mutual
    benefits hence I write with due respect .I am Mercy Addy
    and I inherited an important sum of money from my late
    father who died in a recent crisis in Cote d'Ivoire. I
    wish to request for your assistance in investing this
    money in a lucrative venture under your directives and
    guidiance in your country.

    I want you to assist me in tranfering out this money, out
    from a bank here in Abidjan Cote D' Ivoire. Which is sum
    of three million, seven hundred thousand United State
    Dollars.($3.700,000) I will give you the contact of the
    bank where the
    money was deposited so that you can contact them
    immediately and discuss with them since I do not know much
    about financial issues.

    I will give you some resonable percentage from the total
    sum for your assistance while I pray that you do not
    betray me at last.

    Please it is important you contact me immediately for more
    clarifications on the next step hence it is my wish to
    relocate to your country as soon as this transaction is
    concluded. Awaiting your immediate response.

    God bless you.

    Miss Mercy Addy.
    I wonder how many people are stupid enough to believe these...?

    They seem to have a thing about the Ivory Coast!:confused:
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    (Original post by Missmeem)
    I'd assume they hadn't updated mine yet. Tbh they will eventually update it with Unconditional or Unsuccessful. If they didn't by the time i have to go into school, i'll just wait until I get the results
    Some people have it stay conditional, which means that they got borderline grades, and you have to ring up ur uni to beg.
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    (Original post by The Morrigu)
    Some people have it stay conditional, which means that they got borderline grades, and you have to ring up ur uni to beg.
    ohhh arghhh i know tht will happen to me!!!:woo:
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    its not so good now that everyone is gone.

    cause we need to build up the post count damnit!
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    (Original post by random-ray)
    ohhh arghhh i know tht will happen to me!!!:woo:
    Better than a total unsuccessful *sigh*


    Totally freaking out now
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    LOL What happened why is everyone scared?
 
 
 

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