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this is being done..........................right now?




or are you just looking for funny ones :confused:
Reply 2
*poked with a pencil*

do you like it? It's my prick.

oh god. Yes he was an idiot.
mik1w
put down the funniest ones,. or some serious ones if they exist.

Youre dad must be a terrorist cos you're 'da bomb'!
If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?
Want an Australian kiss? / What's that? / Like a French kiss but down under!

And always the one if something fails,

"You don't have to be so picky, I wasn't!"


LOL... one what i heard on sunday night was..... 'i'll take u to my candy shop, and ill let u lick my lollipop!!!'

haha i laughed my head off with that one :p: xoxo
Reply 4
Lol.. heard of 50 cent?
mik1w

Want an Australian kiss? / What's that? / Like a French kiss but down under!


:rofl: i like that one!...not that it would get him anywhere :cool:
mik1w
Lol.. heard of 50 cent?


lol yes i have mate :p: but thats not the way the song goes it goes like

'i'll take u to the candy shop, ill let you lick the lollipop' :p: xoxo
Reply 7
these are more...rejection...lines.
i might have used some...

bloke to ugly girl: "do you wanna dance?"
ugly girl: "yeah"
bloke: "off ya go then while i chat up your fit mate"

bloke: "can i buy you a drink?"
girl: "no, but your mate's fit"

bloke: "you're fit"
girl: "yeah i know"
bloke: "do you want a drink?"
girl: "that won't make me think you're fit"

bloke: "do you wanna dance with me?"
girl: "ask me when i'm pissed"
"You may be shaped like an apple, but you've got a lovely pear."
Reply 9
Lozza
these are more...rejection...lines.
i might have used some...

bloke to ugly girl: "do you wanna dance?"
ugly girl: "yeah"
bloke: "off ya go then while i chat up your fit mate"

bloke: "can i buy you a drink?"
girl: "no, but your mate's fit"

bloke: "you're fit"
girl: "yeah i know"
bloke: "do you want a drink?"
girl: "that won't make me think you're fit"

bloke: "do you wanna dance with me?"
girl: "ask me when i'm pissed"


Some girls can just mess around too much so a good rejection line is
"Bye. You're not good-looking anyway".
I used it once but I've been tempted more than once to use it anyway. It's so cruel I know...
Yeah you're a bastard :P

hmm i liek the aple one adn the austrain kiss, wow that might actuali work on me hehe
Reply 11
girls seem to react differently to this: "you got the biggest pair of knockers in this club"
Reply 12
"nice shoes, wanna f***?"
Reply 13
How about "Do you wanna come back to my place for pizza and sex? What? You don't like pizza?!"

I like that one. :biggrin:
Reply 14
This was pulled on a friend of mine:

Him: you are, like, the most beautiful woman here!
Her: err... thank you
Him: really, you're quite similar to her. Know where she's got to?
Amzybaby24
Yeah you're a bastard :P

hmm i liek the aple one adn the austrain kiss, wow that might actuali work on me hehe


Thanks Amzy! The only time I ever did that was when this bunch of girls came up to me and started moving their arses you know where... so like any gentleman, even though I didn't find them that attractive, I try to talk to them and then they start pretending I'm hitting on them and being desperate:rolleyes:
So I tell them "You're not attractive anyway... I don't see any other guys talking to you" and left.
I must have been a bit pissed off that night because I was also quite mouthy with some chav whose girlfriend I happened to have started talking to. This little twirp whose about a foot shorter than me comes up and starts stroking my hair and saying "Isn't he cute?" thinking that he'll look like the man in front of his girlfriend and I reply "You didn't have to tell me you found me cute. Just by looking at the way you're dressed and the way you talk, I could sense there was something there..."

God, I'm bitter sometimes...
Reply 16
You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is just a light switch away
kizdesai
You may not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is just a light switch away


lol, good one... I like these chat up lines that are more like insults. Anway, for your enjoyment, here's my post from the other chat up line. They're all from the Montreal Mirror. If any of you have used any of the chat up lines, tell us what happened: did you get one slap or two or get kicked in the gonads?

Umm looks like that one is quite common :frown:

Anyway here are the 5 best chatup lines in the world:
1. Hello
2. Nice shoes, wanna ****?
3. How you doing?
4. Love your hair
5. Can I buy you a beer?

I'd like to try these out some day, just to see the reaction:

I want to be the cow that grazes in your field
I think I pulled my groin
I shat twice today
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you
I bet you $20 that you will reject me tonight
I got two inches of hard cock for you
My name is Ninja Slut and I'm an action porn star
I've been waiting for a long time for someone like you to have sex with me
Do you like girls or guys?
Can I get you a juicy pussy?
Can I buy you a spatula?
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the cash?
Are you one of the Baldwin Brothers?
Are you William Shatner?
Hi, I can pick my nose with my tongue
Gimme your phone number now before I change my mind
Hello, I'm Todd Van der Hayden
You know, I m not a player, I'm actually looking for a real relationship

and the best one has to be:
Please, please, please can we have sex?
lessthanthree
I'd totally throw up in my mouth if someone chatted me up with a pre-written line.


Well most of the expressions we use are just copied off someone else

So I couldn't pull you by saying "please please please, can we have sex?"
lessthanthree
probably not.

But I had to think reeeeeaaaally hard :broken:


I knew you'd be tempted... Nice teeth by the way...