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    I feel like death warmed up, and I'm supposed to be going to a family BBQ tonight, but now can't, my boyfriend is away, there is nothing on TV (untill Big Brother ) so I'm all ill, lonely and bored

    So I thought I would snuggle up under the blanket, with a nice cup of tea, and hoping that some nice people from TSR would have some jokes or funny stories to cheer me up?
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    i can't do anything but say how i feel
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    (Original post by aMAXin)
    i can't do anything but say how i feel
    and how do you feel?
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    i'm good lo you?
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    not too bad thanks
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    swell
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    I repped if that helps

    Do I get a return? :P
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    lol, thanks, yeah I'll return the favour
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    You should be happy that you can't go to the barbeque, because you would have probably got food poisoning if you had. Instead, you are at home and diarrheah free!
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    i generate money, whores and power via the fruition of my never ceasing love for the grind.
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    it made me chuckle

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    A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.
    The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
    "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that."
    "Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack."
    The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
    Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes.
    The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
    The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
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    Cute things such as these always cheer me up...but then I am a bit sad!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/elishac...7607431200856/
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    HoW CAN U BE?
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    you, you are a joke, laugh at that
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    (Original post by STARRS)
    Cute things such as these always cheer me up...but then I am a bit sad!

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/elishac...7607431200856/
    what makes that 'cute'?
 
 
 
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