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POLL: How many times a day do you fap watch

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    I don't, I'm asexual / it's a "sin" etc.
    21
    14.58%
    1 - 2 times a day
    83
    57.64%
    3 - 4 times a day
    13
    9.03%
    5 - 6 times a day
    6
    4.17%
    7 - 8 times a day
    0
    0%
    9 - 10 times a day
    0
    0%
    10 or more times a day
    10
    6.94%
    Other ( ) Please state
    11
    7.64%

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    I brapppp, is that the same thing?
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    (Original post by |>|Imagine|<|)
    http://www.care-police.com/care.jpg
    And one day you'll be old enough to drive that :yep:
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    i dont because i have a lady... not asexual :\
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    (Original post by m45)
    i dont because i have a lady... not asexual :\
    damn right, quite funny that the guy clearly didn't even consider this possibility when he was making the poll
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    0.3 times a day.
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    (Original post by plerpler)
    damn right, quite funny that the guy clearly didn't even consider this possibility when he was making the poll
    Erm, I think it's a bit more odd that you think having a partner and having a good fap are mutualy exclusive...

    Oh well :rolleyes: :confused:
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    (Original post by ashy)
    Depends how much uninterrupted access I get to your mum.
    :rofl:

    OP = PWNED!
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    A DAY!!!

    Do some people really "fap" 5 times a day?
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    (Original post by *Examboy*)
    :rofl:

    OP = PWNED!
    ...

    It had to be the ***tiest, most childish, most unoriginal rebuke in the history of comedy.

    You clearly have lived a sheltered life, far, far away from any degree of wit.
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    I think mine would average at about 0.3 per day.

    Some of you people are soooo horny!

    squish.
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    (Original post by kat2pult)
    0.3 times a day.
    same as me!

    surely you would flick your beanie-baby, as opposed to fap?

    squish.
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    (Original post by |>|Imagine|<|)
    ...

    It had to be the ***tiest, most childish, most unoriginal rebuke in the history of comedy.

    You clearly have lived a sheltered life, far, far away from any degree of wit.
    You want to compare results?

    I thought not.

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    (Original post by AntiMonarchist)
    A DAY!!!

    Do some people really "fap" 5 times a day?
    Well people eat fruit and veg 5 times a day so why not?
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    I do whenever I get a chance which isn't very much cause my familys big and don't know about knocking.

    Probably a couple of times a day.

    Haha, I'm weird. Whatever.
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    (Original post by Genocidal)
    Well people eat fruit and veg 5 times a day so why not?
    5 faps a day keep the doctor away

    :awesome:
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    normally just the once,

    (Original post by MewMachine)
    5 faps a day keep the doctor away

    :awesome:
    but you're french and i couldn't help myself. :coma:
    still the same poll category though :p:

    jai une tour eiffel dans mons pantalon :yep:

    ps: sorry, couldn't resist
    (making the joke, not fapping, although i am now tempted to..)

    :awesome:
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    3 minimum. crucial stuff.


    goes up to 7-8-9 on a boring day.
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    (Original post by *Examboy*)
    You want to compare results?

    I thought not.

    Lmfao,

    what an epic perpetual virgin.
 
 
 
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