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POLL: How many times a day do you fap watch

  • View Poll Results: How many times a day (on average)
    I don't, I'm asexual / it's a "sin" etc.
    21
    14.58%
    1 - 2 times a day
    83
    57.64%
    3 - 4 times a day
    13
    9.03%
    5 - 6 times a day
    6
    4.17%
    7 - 8 times a day
    0
    0%
    9 - 10 times a day
    0
    0%
    10 or more times a day
    10
    6.94%
    Other ( ) Please state
    11
    7.64%

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    (Original post by Nfixlol)
    normally just the once,



    but you're french and i couldn't help myself. :coma:
    still the same poll category though :p:

    jai une tour eiffel dans mons pantalon :yep:

    ps: sorry, couldn't resist
    (making the joke, not fapping, although i am now tempted to..)

    :awesome:
    Haha shame I'm not actually French, though go ahead with your Tour Eiffel, monsieur :awesome:

    I haven't answered the poll yet :eek: Depends on how many hot men I've seen that day, I suppose
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    (Original post by MewMachine)
    Haha shame I'm not actually French, though go ahead with your Tour Eiffel, monsieur :awesome:

    I haven't answered the poll yet :eek: Depends on how many hot men I've seen that day, I suppose
    ooh sorry my bad, maybe i should've done more than just skim read your profile :unsure:

    and don't you worry, i definitely will :hubba:
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    (Original post by ashy)
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    (Original post by |>|Imagine|<|)
    Only one, which man is the father is a completely different question though.
    Upon review of DNA sequence, and the aquisition of photographic evidence - the father has been located.

    http://blogs.augusta.com/files/u2243...State_Fair.jpg

    You can sleep easy tonight.

    PS: Your mother's 2 tits short of a ****.
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    Obviously OVER 9000.
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    (Original post by |>|Imagine|<|)
    Oh sorry, I didnt realise you had no hands.
    repped.. u torched his ass

    /exits
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    I can't say I've ever "fapped" in my entire life, i've had a [email protected]*k though
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    This is a shockingly poorly thought out poll. Didn't you think to separate the once and twice options? Almost everyone that has replied seriously has chosen 1-2 so it's practically meaningless.
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    You haven't considered that, first off, some people may not fap for other reasons than being asexual and that it's also possible to fap less than once a day.
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    (Original post by |>|Imagine|<|)
    Erm, I think it's a bit more odd that you think having a partner and having a good fap are mutualy exclusive...
    :facepalm2:
    Actually I meant the obvious missing option of "less than once a day". We're not all jerking off every single day basically, christ!

    Whoever made the poll (and you) seems to think everybody's either ******* every day or has no ****. Even the "other" option hints that you're just doing it even more times than the options allow for.
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    Voted 5-6, but only when i'm at home. I must admit, if I'm not with anyone, there are days where i've reached 8.

    My sex drive is retarded.
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    Fap? :confused:
 
 
 
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