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    on youtube.
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    I'm soo gay
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    My name is wintersunset and I shave my balls and cup myself while thinking about little boys ...
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    'The prime minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France'

    'I do the cha cha like a sissy girl. I lika do the cha cha'

    In the style of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEp6jzzSnN0
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    She sells sea shells on the sea shore

    Antidisestablishmentarianism isn't as long as Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn drobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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    o rely??? i see wht u did thar
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    My names Wintersunset and i'm addicted to thestudentroom. This involves spending countless hours of wasted time on the forum and posting in threads which have no purpose. However, I love my life and my pet rabbit winkies because he brightens my day.
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    My nan has a bungalow in Winchester
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYJM8YH2v3s ?

    haha don't count this post if you're doing it man.
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    The sixth sheikh's sixth sheep is sick. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovo lcanoconiosis.
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    i lick balls rofl.
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    i like mudkipz!
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    - Hi Barbie!
    - Hi Ken!
    - You wanna go for a ride?
    - Sure, Ken!
    - Jump in!
    - Ha ha ha ha!

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
    Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
    You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
    Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

    You can touch, you can play
    You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

    Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
    I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
    Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
    Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

    You can touch, you can play
    You can say I'm always yours
    You can touch, you can play
    You can say I'm always yours

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

    - Oh, I'm having so much fun!
    - Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
    - Oh, I love you Ken!
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    actually i'll do more than 10 posts, keep going.
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    I believe in God, the Father Almighty.
    Or at least it stands to reason,
    That there has to be some sort of greater power.
    You know, like electricity sort of thing.
    And in Jesus Christ, who was obviously a fantastic bloke,
    And it has been proved historically,
    That he actually did exist around that time, actually.
    Who was concieved by the Holy Ghost,
    Born of the Virgin Mary -
    No, don't laugh, it could happen.
    Afterall, they can do it in a test tube these days,
    I mean that proves it, doesn't it?
    The third day he rose again from the dead,
    A sort of reincarnation if you like,
    Did you see that programme on BBC 2?
    I believe in the Holy Ghost; telepathy;
    Flying saucers; black magic.
    There must be something in astrology;
    Gay liberation; the Loch Ness Monster;
    The Abominable Snowman; The Surrey Panther;
    Copper bracelets for rheumatism;
    Levitation; water divining;
    Poltergeists; and the life ever-lasting?
    That is, if the bloody Russians don't invade Poland.
    Amen.
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    Grant Morgan has a very small penis.
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    That's right, you knows what I'm saying
    Your mother's offered me the goods, I'm not paying.
    It started as a laugh, as a bit of a joke
    Something funny to say when I was having a smoke.
    I first heard off this bloke, this ******* rumour going round
    Your mother's reputation it's not sound
    She's saving up the pennies hoping they'd turn into pounds
    To have an operation to swap her gender around.

    It's a shock to me and it's a shock to you
    Your mother's got a beard, sandals and a penis too
    It don't look right see, when she's walking down the street
    To see her ball bag jiggin' to the beat of her feet

    I said
    Your mother's got a penis
    Your mother's got a penis
    Your mother's got a penis
    That's right
    Your mother's got a penis

    In internet rooms and computer mainframes
    There's loads of emails but your mother's blue veins.
    Not the ones in her legs or the backs of her arms
    But the ones in her member hidden in her gown.
    She walks around proud, with a short dress on
    Which sometimes exposes the tip of her dong.
    Often it's dripping, sometimes it's dry
    No matter when I see her there's a tear in my eye.
    I thought I had to tell you, had to put it in a letter
    But I thought **** that I'd write a song in much better.
    The only way to do it, to really let you know
    I could prove it because I gave it a blow.
    It was purely accidently because she got me really drunk
    And she made me kiss her elephant trunk.
    You know why? That's right
    Your mother got a penis.

    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis, c'mon)
    That's right
    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)

    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
    Your mother's got a penis (Let's Rock !)
    That's right
    Your mother's got a penis

    When she walks down the street, then she walks like John Wayne
    I just seen her pissing standing up again.
    Don't make no sense when you see her here and there
    She got a **** and balls and real pubic hair.
    And a single eye that sometimes weeps
    If she lying on the bed then she rubs it on the sheets
    Or up against the door or the back of your neck
    If your mother's around then you make a double check.
    I hate to tell you with all due respect
    Take your mother to the doctors because her front bum's wrecked.

    You know why?
    Your mother's got a penis (C'mon Wembley)

    Your mother's got a penis (Your mother's got a penis)
    Your mother's got a penis
    Your mother's got a penis (Put your hands in the air, Wembley)
    That's right
    Your mother's got a penis (Yes)

    Your mother's got a penis (Wembley Arena, I can feel the electricity, C'mon !)
    Your mother's got a penis
    Your mother's got a penis
    That's right
    Your mother's got a penis

    For the 18th week running, UK rap grounp the GLC hold the number one
    position of the US billboard chart with another smash hit, Your Mother's Got A Penis.

    Come 'ere boys, you ever seen a woman with a **** before?
    Come yer, c'mon look at it. Bouncing up and down I'll stick it in you
    Come yer, a woman with a ****. Tidy !

    Yeah it's the truth man, his mother have actually got a penis.
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    (Original post by Deano88)
    - Hi Barbie!
    - Hi Ken!
    - You wanna go for a ride?
    - Sure, Ken!
    - Jump in!
    - Ha ha ha ha!

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
    Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
    You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
    Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

    You can touch, you can play
    You can say I'm always yours, oooh whoa

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

    Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
    I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
    Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
    Hit the town, fool around, let's go party

    You can touch, you can play
    You can say I'm always yours
    You can touch, you can play
    You can say I'm always yours

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
    Life in plastic, it's fantastic
    You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
    Imagination, life is your creation

    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
    Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh

    - Oh, I'm having so much fun!
    - Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
    - Oh, I love you Ken!
    thats the best bit!!
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    Please also sing this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_urM2FAz90
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    hahaha, please do all of the above.
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