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If you were in the middle of the Sahara desert with a porn film but no player... watch

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    how would you feel? Depressed? Angry? Happy even?
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    I'd be a little confused, to be honest.
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    I would get inventive with the hole in the middle of the DVD.
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    I'd use the reflective side of the DVD to signal to aircraft above using the sun, of course.

    Failing that, if the DVD includes an illustrated box, I'd just beat off to the images.
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    I'd borrow one from the berbers...
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    i'd make a god dam music player out of sand and hear her at least scream..... maybe even a monitor..
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    i'd use the reflective surface to focus sunrays on some samd granes and melt them, and make a little dvd player :yes:
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    If I'm in the middle of the Sahara desert having a porn film would not be at the list of my priorites :pierre:
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    Probably really thirsty
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    I think I would focus on getting out of the desert, rather than focusing on having a fap
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    Probably stare at the back cover while I'm engaging in an intense emotional goodbye to my friend 'bob'
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    (Original post by illy123)
    I would get inventive with the hole in the middle of the DVD.
    Good luck with that.
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    The last thing i want when im in the sahara is beating of and losing more liquid from my body, then being sleepy and tired.
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    (Original post by tastes.like.lemonade)
    The last thing i want when im in the sahara is beating of and losing more liquid from my body, then being sleepy and tired.
    never heard of recycling?
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    (Original post by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz)
    never heard of recycling?
    That sir is disgusting, i'd rather die than recycle.
 
 
 
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