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    Hi folks,

    As of late, I've noticed that we've been living with the in-laws (getting married in 19 days!) and therefore there has not only been a lack of sex, I have not been masturbating because, well.. there isn't anywhere to do it (and in-laws house has no locking mechanisms on bathroom doors).

    This has therefore resulted in me being exceptionally horny. I've tried running, swimming, cold showers etc.

    What are the options on diverting my thoughts and energies elsewhere?

    Cheers guys.
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    Watch some porn :dontknow:
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    you can always find a place to have a **** if you need to. Just do it
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    Thanks so much... for not reading what I wrote.
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    All you can do is masturbate or try and forget about it. Maybe the danger of being caught will turn you on more!
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    Do some weights mate if you can find some thier. or just do pressups
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    do it in the shower? noone will walk in when you are taking a shower
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    Errr... just have sex... in bed... like a normal couple? Plenty of people have sex when there are other people in the house. It's not a big deal.
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    (Original post by la fille danse)
    Errr... just have sex... in bed... like a normal couple? Plenty of people have sex when there are other people in the house. It's not a big deal.
    Speaking from experience? :awesome:
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    (Original post by sil3nt_cha0s)
    Speaking from experience? http://static.thestudentroom.co.uk/i...es/awesome.gif
    Sure.

    I especially don't get the 'can't masturbate when there are other people in the house' thing. Surely everyone starts masturbating when they're a child/teenager and therefore live with other people? :confused:
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    (Original post by la fille danse)
    Sure.

    I especially don't get the 'can't masturbate when there are other people in the house' thing. Surely everyone starts masturbating when they're a child/teenager and therefore live with other people? :confused:
    Other half is on different pills to clear up her skin before the wedding (less than 3 weeks): it severly reduces her sex drive, living at her parents' house and therefore I can't just do it when i want (in my room - cos i don't have one)

    I just have a problem with the 'no locks on bathroom doors' issue which puts me off.
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    So you haven't showered or had a bath at all?
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    (Original post by tom_pinnock54)
    Other half is on different pills to clear up her skin before the wedding (less than 3 weeks): it severly reduces her sex drive, living at her parents' house and therefore I can't just do it when i want (in my room - cos i don't have one)

    I just have a problem with the 'no locks on bathroom doors' issue which puts me off.
    Do people normally walk in the bathroom when you're using it? That's weird. I would have thought everyone in the world knew to knock before opening a closed bathroom door.
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    Why the hell can't you wait till the in-laws go out and then go at it like rabbits?!!?

    EDIT: On the bright side, your wedding night will be explosive
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    (Original post by la fille danse)
    Do people normally walk in the bathroom when you're using it? That's weird. I would have thought everyone in the world knew to knock before opening a closed bathroom door.
    There have been occasions when doors have been opened, yes.
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    (Original post by ozzyoscy)
    So you haven't showered or had a bath at all?
    Of course I have, but apart from the simple problem that the shower cubicle is well small, doors have been opened while I've been showering before.
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    (Original post by tom_pinnock54)
    There have been occasions when doors have been opened, yes.
    What's wrong with the bedroom that you share with your fiancee?
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    (Original post by la fille danse)
    What's wrong with the bedroom that you share with your fiancee?
    This. x
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    My girlfriend and I once had sex in a dark room whilst some of our friends were 8 feet away having a conversation (in the same room), we tried to be quiet but one of my friends said he'd heard "rustling" the following day. We'd been on holiday with them for a grand total of 19 hours and hadn't had a chance to have sex yet...

    Where there's a will, there's a way my friend
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    My girlfriend and I once had sex in a dark room whilst some of our friends were 8 feet away having a conversation (in the same room), we tried to be quiet but one of my friends said he'd heard "rustling" the following day. We'd been on holiday with them for a grand total of 19 hours and hadn't had a chance to have sex yet...

    Where there's a willy, there's a way my friend
    Fixed....
 
 
 
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