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    Everytime you get a boner imagine your gran naked and covered in mayonnaise.

    If that doesn't work recite the pledge of allegiance.

    The last resort which I wouldn't recommend is going to the gym, watching a movie or listening to really loud music to distract you.
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    (Original post by tom_pinnock54)
    Hi folks,

    As of late, I've noticed that we've been living with the in-laws (getting married in 19 days!) and therefore there has not only been a lack of sex, I have not been masturbating because, well.. there isn't anywhere to do it (and in-laws house has no locking mechanisms on bathroom doors).

    This has therefore resulted in me being exceptionally horny. I've tried running, swimming, cold showers etc.

    What are the options on diverting my thoughts and energies elsewhere?

    Cheers guys.
    you're getting married at 21? strong fail
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    (Original post by john87)
    you're getting married at 21? strong fail
    Well ya have to tie the knot at that age when girls these days become mothers before they're 18. :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by john87)
    you're getting married at 21? strong fail
    After being together for 6 years, I decided I wanted to marry her.

    You don't want to get married til you're older, then that's your decision. This one is mine.
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    (Original post by ozzyoscy)
    Well ya have to tie the knot at that age when girls these days become mothers before they're 18. :rolleyes:
    She's not pregnant and we don't have children. God, we're not chavs. How dare you imply.
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    Unfortunately the fad has spread from chavs so now that everyone from this generation does it. Well, nearly everyone.

    Hate to put any doubt in yoru mind, which I probably won't anyway, but being together for a few years while you were growing up and just left school hasn't been any more of a guarantee than a 1/2 year relationship in my (not first hand) experience.
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    Why on earth don't they have a lock on their bathroom door?
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    Congrats OP. On the engagement, that is...
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    Go to a public toilets. George Michael style.
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    Field?
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    either of you have a car? go out in the car and do it
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    (Original post by vortex_199)
    Congrats OP. On the engagement, that is...
    Thanks, we're getting married in 16 days! Woo! :-D
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    (Original post by tom_pinnock54)
    Other half is on different pills to clear up her skin before the wedding (less than 3 weeks): it severly reduces her sex drive
    That's not a different pill, it's a wedding ring :p:
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    er, you go running somewhere
    is there a field/woods etc, for a bit of 'DIY'
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    (Original post by x y z)
    Why on earth don't they have a lock on their bathroom door?
    A surprisingly large number of people don't. I believe the fire service discourage builders from putting them on there in case of emergencies. If you passed out in the bath or something, and the door was locked, you could drown.
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    (Original post by Dionysus)
    A surprisingly large number of people don't. I believe the fire service discourage builders from putting them on there in case of emergencies. If you passed out in the bath or something, and the door was locked, you could drown.
    Doors and locks can easily be broken with force, so I'm not so sure about that.
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    (Original post by ozzyoscy)
    Doors and locks can easily be broken with force, so I'm not so sure about that.
    :ditto:

    I realise some families are ok with nudity and a lack of privacy but what if you have guests round who aren't? It's going to be a bit awkward if you walk in on them.
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    (Original post by x y z)
    :ditto:

    I realise some families are ok with nudity and a lack of privacy but what if you have guests round who aren't? It's going to be a bit awkward if you walk in on them.
    Yeah but better than dying because you can't get out of the bathroom in an emergency!
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    I suppose if that is the case then there should not be any locks on any doors. What if someone's dying in a port-a-potty? If you're drowning you're not going to reach the door anyway as you're underwater or unconscious. :p:
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    (Original post by x y z)
    Why on earth don't they have a lock on their bathroom door?
    What on earth is strange about that? Most people know not to open closed bathroom doors without knocking, so having or not having a lock on the door is generally not an issue.
 
 
 
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