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A guy's guide to girlspeak... watch

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    Some of the following are so true! :rofl:

    What a gal says: “Oh, those are the cutest trainers! Where did you get them?” What she really means: “Wow, it’s really admirable of you to shop in your local Oxfam! I prefer Selfridges myself.”

    What a gal says: “Like, totally! I completely agree! You did exactly the right thing!” What she really means: “I’m sorry, I wasn’t listening. Can we talk about my life now?”

    What a gal says: “Gosh, I’m not very hungry today. I’ll just have the arugula salad.” What she really means: “Gosh, how can you people live with yourselves? Maybe you wouldn’t have to work out at the gym three times a week if you weren’t always pigging out on cheeseburgers and french fries.” (Note for clueless guys: “arugula” is lettuce, but better-looking and three times as expensive.)

    What a gal says (glancing in your direction): “Hey, who’s that geeky guy who keeps looking at us? He’s totally freaking me out.” What she really means: “Hey, who’s that geeky guy who keeps looking at us? He’s totally freaking me out.”

    :rofl:

    Here is the link and there are a few more on there but these are my favourites:

    http://dating.uk.msn.com/matchscene/...750&ocid=today

    What do you guys think?

    Girls are you really like that behind a guys back? :p:
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    Loool, no not really expect from the last one!
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    (Original post by Kitty Kitty)
    Loool, no not really expect from the last one!
    That's mean to like half the boys on TSR! :p:
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    LOL, I hate those type of girls!! You'll never catch me choosing an 'arugula' salad over a good ole burger!
    Also, ''like totally'', that sounds so much like the girls in those stupid, everyone-has-a-happy-ending American family films
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    rah that was bad and that's bad meanin bad not bad meanin good
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    Only the last one would apply to me. I mean waht I say unless I'm joking X]
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    (Original post by aMAXin)
    rah that was bad and that's bad meanin bad not bad meanin good
    There should be a girl's guide to guyspeak... Example #1 quoted above..
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    (Original post by Lizzness)
    There should be a girl's guide to guyspeak... Example #1 quoted above..
    Rephrase that to a normal human being's guide to weird speak....

    Because I didn't catch a single word of that myself! :p:
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    About as funny as stomach ache.
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    (Original post by Lizzness)
    There should be a girl's guide to guyspeak... Example #1 quoted above..

    guy speak = what you hear is what we mean

    as for the example he's speaking slang :p: loool
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    (Original post by Lizzness)
    There should be a girl's guide to guyspeak... Example #1 quoted above..
    how could someone with a username as complex, intricate and concise as yours not understand such a simple assertion.
    rah
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    one more addition

    Guy: "Is everything ok?"

    Girl's response: "yes"
    True meaning: "no"

    Girl's response: "I'm fine"
    True meaning: "I am so incredibly not fine and can't believe you don't realize this"

    Girl's response: "No"
    True meaning: "No, and it's probably your fault"
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    (Original post by Lizzness)
    LOL, I hate those type of girls!! You'll never catch me choosing an 'arugula' salad over a good ole burger!
    Also, ''like totally'', that sounds so much like the girls in those stupid, everyone-has-a-happy-ending American family films
    :love:
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    Dear god I hope I'm not like that. :unsure:
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    i didn't really expect the last one to be like that :P.... but yeah i dont really like those type of girls although there is one who sits next to me in class. Today a guy entered our class and he washed his face but he was all red..... suddenly monique shouts out : "LOOK AT THAT BOY HE IS CRYING!!!! *points* A BOY ISNT SUPPOSED TO CRY RIGHT???? "

    my response : WHAT THE ****??? MONIQUE YOU R SO ******* RUDE YOU KNOW THAT??? he was washing his ******* face and wasn't crying!!!! ffs u r so loud! u r a rude *****.

    monique : ah **** up :cool:


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    I find this chestnut works wonders: no means yes, and stop means slow.
 
 
 
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