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    I agree with some of the girls who have posted already - baby wipes for the immediate "spillage" and then a rush to the loo to mop up the rest. Then a pantyliner for the rest of the day/night helps keep her udnerwear clean down there.
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    (Original post by Sephrenia)
    We normally end up with a laugh about it, normally involving him squidging in odd direction to reach the loo roll and then hastily wadding up a load and putting it under me xD I then with run to the loo (if it's an empty house) or sit on the bed swapping in fresh wadges of loo roll xD
    hahaha sounds fun!
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    (Original post by Sephrenia)
    We normally end up with a laugh about it, normally involving him squidging in odd direction to reach the loo roll and then hastily wadding up a load and putting it under me xD I then with run to the loo (if it's an empty house) or sit on the bed swapping in fresh wadges of loo roll xD
    Same! We tend to always have some tissues at hand...and if we're not in one of the usual places (i.e. our bedrooms) it's easiest for him to pull out and come into his boxers

    Also, when I don't want to have to do any cleaning, he'll pull out and come on me. This is really only any good if it can be followed by a sexy shower though

    ALSO, a funny thing which my friend sometimes does, if she's on top then after he's come, she'll get off him and sit on his stomach, to get him back for being messy good for playful revenge
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    haha, love it! Me and my bf tend to keep ourselves locked together while he fishes around trying to locate his boxers from wherever they were flung and then its a matter of him whipping himself out while i carefully position the boxers to catch any immediate leakage! its all very romantic I would go to the toilet but it all comes out fairly quickly so probably wouldn't make it. often i've fallen asleep with the boxers still wrapped between my legs :s but hey, you wash boxers anyway right so its not like it creates any extra washing!
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    (Original post by campy)
    Same! We tend to always have some tissues at hand...and if we're not in one of the usual places (i.e. our bedrooms) it's easiest for him to pull out and come into his boxers

    Also, when I don't want to have to do any cleaning, he'll pull out and come on me. This is really only any good if it can be followed by a sexy shower though

    ALSO, a funny thing which my friend sometimes does, if she's on top then after he's come, she'll get off him and sit on his stomach, to get him back for being messy good for playful revenge
    I attempt to do that, but quite often he fights me off and I end up leaving his load on his side of the bed :evil:
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    Just get off him put my hand underneath and go to bathroom. Classy. But we use condoms anyways so don't deal with this problem anymore lol.
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    yeh doesnt look like theres a tried and tested way to do this without it being really messy afterwards...
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    (Original post by sprout.)
    Just spaff on her boobs and grab some Kleenex.
    ROFL.
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    (Original post by campy)
    if she's on top then after he's come, she'll get off him and sit on his stomach, to get him back for being messy good for playful revenge
    I am a victim of this sort of abuse. Bellybutton (i'm an innie...need I say more?) every ******* time! Rage!
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    do it in her and wipe it after, or she should hold tissue underneath her while it falls out (i push it out, ha)
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    Usually we do a quick count to 3 and then roll in opposite directions whilst scrambling in a comedy style fashion looking for some loo roll...then I leg it to the loo....

    Sex really isn't like in the pornos is it? xD
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Usually we do a quick count to 3 and then roll in opposite directions whilst scrambling in a comedy style fashion looking for some loo roll...then I leg it to the loo....

    Sex really isn't like in the pornos is it? xD
    It really isn't!

    I recognise that sort of thing..although quite often I decide I'm not going to move and leave him the tast of finding the loo roll
    (I'm sounding rather evil xD)
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    Going to the toilet really is the best bet, I go to the toilet all the time after, whilst urinating it flushes alot of the load out and then just put a bit of loo roll in your underwear and this will prevent it from feeling uncomfortable for a considerable amount of time afterward until you have got rid of most of it. If there is others in the house, then just put a bit of loo roll in your underwear, then get dressed quick and then go to the toilet, this will stop it from staying in your underwear. Toilet really is the best option, it just flushes it out so getting rid is alot quicker and simpler.
 
 
 
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