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    Usually it's not what you say it's how you say it.

    'Can I buy you a coffee?' is quite a classic isn't it?
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    (Original post by ADotC)
    Right, for example, on the bus you are sitting across from a girl you are attracted too and she is showing the obvious signs of flirting (or you think she is), what would you say to her in order to get her number/facebook or just generally meet up with her? Would you say anything at all?
    "i herd u liek mudkipz?"
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    (Original post by bigman_ben)
    Ayup love, you're looking nice today, I like your dress. Where did you get it from? Matalan?
    Thats so evil, I'm going to borrow it and switch it to tesco. :eek3: :woo: :yes:
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    (Original post by FinalFlash)
    Girl I can't notice but to, Notice you,Noticing me...From across the room

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    tuneeeeeeeee
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    (Original post by TheGimpMan)
    "i herd u liek mudkipz?"
    i dont iirc
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    (Original post by James')
    I point at said girl.
    She looks, and points at herself as if to say, "Me?"
    Then I nod, as if to say, "Yes, you"
    Then I thrust.
    Hahahahahahahha

    That'll work :awesome:
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    Im gay
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Use search. There's over 9000 threads on this.
    How many times has that worked?
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    "Hello, I'm anon, what's your name?" and take it awayyyyyyyyyyyy
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    "is you're name gillete?"
    "what no why?"
    "cos you're the best a man can get"
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    (Original post by AndyK67)
    How many times has that worked?
    It's foolproof. Once you mention "over 9000" in conversation, you're away.
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    The best chat-up line (yes, according to women themselves) is :




























    Hi.
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    hello baby...sex tonight
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    (Original post by wellisntitfor)
    spill coffee on her and start trying to wipe it up and be all flustered and bumbling, then drop your wallet and go around picking up all the coins and end up with your head by her knees, then get embarassed and stand up but hit your head on a seat.
    that would prob annoy me if someone spilt coffee on me...guys DON'T DO IT..!
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    (Original post by kaal1010)
    hello baby...sex tonight
    wow you must really be gettin some with that line..(!)
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    (Original post by Cupcakee)
    tuneeeeeeeee
    Indeed :p:
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    Baby, I can see your halo halo halo, I can see your HALO HA--- penis... PENIS?
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    (Original post by n0c0ntr0l)
    My favourite pick up like at the moment.

    Well actually I call it an opener:

    Hi you see that guy over there? Well I really need a female opinion on what we should do to him. He wants a complete make over.
    Then I point out my mate.

    We did this about 14 times on Oxford street the other day. (Both of us taking it in turns)

    We both got quite a few numbers. Annoyingly though he got more.
    I really think, if you're going to choose to use a Mystery Method opener (of which there are 12,342,052,523,9r5,823,453,503,4 52) you could choose something a little fresher, a little more original, a little less ridiculous. If I was a girl you'd make me well nervous saying that and ushering me over to your friend. Make your own?
    Besides, surely girls on Oxford street are the kind that have somewhere to be? I.e less likely to give you the time of day.

    I really think the key to any conversation is not what you say but how you say it and what it implies.:yes:
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    Natural game homez.
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    (Original post by Altruistic1)
    I really think, if you're going to choose to use a Mystery Method opener (of which there are 12,342,052,523,9r5,823,453,503,4 52) you could choose something a little fresher, a little more original, a little less ridiculous. If I was a girl you'd make me well nervous saying that and ushering me over to your friend. Make your own?
    Besides, surely girls on Oxford street are the kind that have somewhere to be? I.e less likely to give you the time of day.

    I really think the key to any conversation is not what you say but how you say it and what it implies.:yes:
    That's not mystery. That was geniune.

    Others include: Where is starbucks?

    etc.


    I make it up on the spot.




    Mystery method blows, I believe in being yourself.
 
 
 
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