My absolute favourite is the following:
Me: "Ten ton polar bear."
Me: "Breaks the ice, doesn't it?"
I've never used it for fear of it being rejected but if someone ever used it on me, I'd tell them to get their coat as they'd have pulled (Y)
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Your 'Pickup' lines.. watch
- 03-08-2009 21:44
- 03-08-2009 22:02
i just say nice shoes fancy a **** lol, on the serious note a girl on the bus got harrased by 5 guys wanting her number, she told them she was lesbian and they left, i started laughing and she asked why i was laughing and i said becasue your not a lesbian, and she said how do you know not im not a lesbian, and i said because you are interested in me, yep ppl i got her number after that
- 03-08-2009 22:04
Please, **** me if i'm wrong but is your name Herbert?
(Original post by Altruistic1)
- 03-08-2009 22:05
I really think, if you're going to choose to use a Mystery Method opener (of which there are 12,342,052,523,9r5,823,453,503,4 52) you could choose something a little fresher, a little more original, a little less ridiculous. If I was a girl you'd make me well nervous saying that and ushering me over to your friend. Make your own?
Besides, surely girls on Oxford street are the kind that have somewhere to be? I.e less likely to give you the time of day.
(Original post by rushhour72)
- 04-08-2009 11:08
"is you're name gillete?"
"what no why?"
"cos you're the best a man can get"
(Original post by MayhemAM)
- 04-08-2009 19:22
"Does my hankerchief smell funny to you?"
cue the chloroform... ohh yeahhhhh
in all honesty I actually use "How you doing?" a lot, girls normally laugh and start chatting back if they get the joke (about 90% of people do)
- 04-08-2009 19:32
I'v always wanted to try, in America,
"are you from Tennessee? cos you're the only Ten-I-See!"