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    anon or delete please.

    I'm male and what the title says. Finding it hard to masturbate. I'm in my late teens. I have never masturbated before but I have had wet dreams in the past so I know I am capable of things.

    I get turned on at least once a day when I'm in a reasonable mood, more if I am in a good mood and less if I'm in a sad state of affairs. I go about the business for a short while but nothing happens.

    Not sure if I am doing it right, or if I am not turned on enough or what. Why is it not happening? I want to get the feeling of what its like for the first time in my life. Thanks if anyone can tell me what could be wrong.
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    Are you...how can I say this.."performing the maneuver on the right organ"?
    This is an important factor.
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    (Original post by davidcy147)
    Are you...how can I say this.."performing the maneuver on the right organ"?
    This is an important factor.
    Yes I am.
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    Advice is in spoiler.

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    * Watch porn - you need to be horny! :p:

    * Use viagra - you may have erectile problems? :dontknow:

    * Get a girfriend - it's much easier and cheaper than a computer! :rolleyes:

    * Stop thinking of your mother! :ninja:
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    Have a google for technique sites?
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    How long do you 'go about the business' for? Ever thought about doing it for a longer period of time?
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    (Original post by *Examboy*)
    Advice is in spoiler.

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    * Watch porn - you need to be horny! :p:

    * Use viagra - you may have erectile problems? :dontknow:

    * Get a girfriend - it's much easier and cheaper than a computer! :rolleyes:

    * Stop thinking of your mother! :ninja:
    Maybe of you think of my mother, you'll be more successful.
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    It's better than finding it soft.
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    Many other people are having problems with the opposite situation.
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    You get turned on at least once a day, yet you've never touched your willie? :lolwut:
    Come here, let me help you out.
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    "If you don't enjoy masturbation, you only have yourself to blame."
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    (Original post by davidcy147)
    Maybe of you think of my mother, you'll be more successful.
    ugh. so you think your OWN mothers fit? :puke:
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    (Original post by *Examboy*)
    * Stop thinking of your mother! :ninja:
    LOLZ
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    (Original post by Anon the 7th)
    ugh. so you think your OWN mothers fit? :puke:
    No, course I don't. But for others such as our troubled friend in the OP, we're trying everything we have in order to give him his first outing with tom thumb and his four friends.
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    (Original post by davidcy147)
    Maybe of you think of my mother, you'll be more successful.
    I very much question whether that will help.
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    (Original post by davidcy147)
    No, course I don't. But for others such as our troubled friend in the OP, we're trying everything we have in order to give him his first outing with tom thumb and his four friends.
    well i'm glad thats cleared up then
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I very much question whether that will help.
    How dare you?!?!

    My mother's a saint!!!!! :p:
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    (Original post by *Examboy*)
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    * Watch porn - you need to be horny! :p:

    * Use viagra - you may have erectile problems? :dontknow:

    * Get a girfriend - it's much easier and cheaper than a computer! :rolleyes:

    * Stop thinking of your mother! :ninja:
    What? Girlfriends cheaper than computers? You obviously never had one :rofl: :p:
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    (Original post by Cultivated)
    You get turned on at least once a day, yet you've never touched your willie? :lolwut:
    Come here, let me help you out.
    Control yourself, you!

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    (Original post by ma2k5)
    What? Girlfriends cheaper than computers? You obviously never had one :rofl: :p:
    Mine doesn't ask for much?

    Infact she buys me stuff! :eek:

 
 
 
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