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    (Original post by *Examboy*)
    Mine doesn't ask for much?

    Infact she buys me stuff
    ! :eek:

    Pics or gtfo!
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    (Original post by Cultivated)
    You get turned on at least once a day, yet you've never touched your willie? :lolwut:
    Come here, let me help you out.
    Yes I have touched it and as much as I am flattered by your offer, I have seen your other posts and you act this way to all males, so I will graciously decline.

    Can we help me now instead of insulting me.
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    (Original post by ma2k5)
    Pics or gtfo!
    Show you pics of what?

    She bought me clothes and trainers and fragrances.

    Why would you want to see them?

    Get your own! :p:
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Yes I have touched it and as much as I am flattered by your offer, I have seen your other posts and you act this way to all males, so I will graciously decline.

    Can we help me now instead of insulting me.

    :rofl:
    I am trying to help you out but you're not making an effort with using your right hand! Go watch some porn, if you're not getting turned on, then we're ready for step 2, OK? :console:
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    (Original post by Anon the 7th)
    ugh. so you think your OWN mothers fit? :puke:
    I'm guessing you didn't exactly turn out attractive then?

    I've seen many ****s; it'd be interesting to see what their sons think of their mothers though :woo:
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    (Original post by K the Failure)
    I'm guessing you didn't exactly turn out attractive then?

    I've seen many ****s; it'd be interesting to see what their sons think of their mothers though :woo:
    hey, im very attractive :p:

    no i know some ****'s too but not your OWN mum

    lol
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    (Original post by Cultivated)
    :rofl:
    I am trying to help you out but you're not making an effort with using your right hand! Go watch some porn, if you're not getting turned on, then we're ready for step 2, OK? :console:
    I have been watching some and it still does not help me. Its so frustrating.

    I won't even contemplate what the dreaded "step 2" is. But if you must say, then you must.
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    Next step, to find masturbating material
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    The next step is to ask cultivated to lend you a hand?

    :awesome:
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    (Original post by *Examboy*)
    Mine doesn't ask for much?

    Infact she buys me stuff! :eek:

    awwrr
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I have been watching some and it still does not help me. Its so frustrating.

    I won't even contemplate what the dreaded "step 2" is. But if you must say, then you must.
    Jeez, I'm not always a joking idiot. I can give some serious advice :sad:

    I don't get the problem, you can get turned on obviously, so why don't you just start fapping then and there? Or don't you last hard for long enough?
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    (Original post by Cultivated)
    Come here, let me help you out.
    erm..i...erm..i have this problem too :ninja:
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    (Original post by Anon the 7th)
    hey, im very attractive :p:

    no i know some ****'s too but not your OWN mum

    lol
    He was suggesting that OP think of his mother. Obviously not thining of your own while you bash because that's absurd. Likewise, we could trade 'mother images', do the thaaang, and not feel guilty because it was someone else's mother i.e. suitable fap material.
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    (Original post by K the Failure)
    He was suggesting that OP think of his mother. Obviously not thining of your own while you bash because that's absurd. Likewise, we could trade 'mother images', do the thaaang, and not feel guilty because it was someone else's mother i.e. suitable fap material.
    aye...or your sister
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    (Original post by Cultivated)
    Jeez, I'm not always a joking idiot. I can give some serious advice :sad:

    I don't get the problem, you can get turned on obviously, so why don't you just start fapping then and there? Or don't you last hard for long enough?
    I start but it never works and I get a sore schlong after a while because I have tried for so long.
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    maybe your not whackin it hard enough in fear of hurting it, go crazzy
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    Mum's the word. :cool:
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    Just keep practising!
    It will soon happen for you
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    Start slow-ish (you don't wanna overwhelm the poor fella)
    Then build up momentum
    It should come naturally - maybe porn isn't working for you; why not try closing your eyes and using that imagination of yours?
    Maybe use lubricant to make it smoother, I think some people find that helps.

    And most importantly, ENJOY! The more you stress about it, the harder it gets (no pun intended! - it's in fact the opposite )
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    Next thread from this guy is gonna be "Holy ****.. Is it normal to have white pee after you feel horny?" ...
 
 
 
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