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failing all that you could try gay porn?
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(Original post by Higgy90)
erm..i...erm..i have this problem too :ninja:
Ask OP for help after I've helped him out, OK? :awesome:
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You get turned on at least once a day, yet you've never touched your willie? :lolwut:
Come here, let me help you out.
omd's. lol how kind.
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(Original post by Cultivated)
Ask OP for help after I've helped him out, OK? :awesome:
Its not going to work because you are far far away where I don't know and same with me.
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(Original post by Cultivated)
:rofl:
I am trying to help you out but you're not making an effort with using your right hand! Go watch some porn, if you're not getting turned on, then we're ready for step 2, OK? :console:
I'll gracefully take up your offer if he's not :p:
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ur probs not doing it long enough
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What? Girlfriends cheaper than computers? You obviously never had one :rofl: :p:
haha yep, at least when you get a computer you dont have to keep spending money to stop it leaving you
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I start but it never works and I get a sore schlong after a while because I have tried for so long.
Do you want me to give you some URLs to check out?
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Maybe your body has to adjust to it or something? I know mine has
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You're doing it wrong.
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(Original post by TK2 King Pin)
haha yep, at least when you get a computer you dont have to keep spending money to stop it leaving you
Not all girls are golddiggers!!!
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(Original post by Advanced Subsidiary)
You're doing it wrong.
This.

You'll be all healthy inside mate, you just need to find something that works for you (y)
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Ahh my friend, shaking hands with the govenor of love aye?
wrestling the synthetic anaconda my boy?

I often find it helps if it's 'hard' to masturbate.
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(Original post by Cultivated)
You get turned on at least once a day, yet you've never touched your willie? :lolwut:
Come here, let me help you out.
Help me, i have the same problem.

Just kidding, just kidding!


EDIT: Sorry, someones already cracked this joke, my bad!
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(Original post by Cultivated)
You get turned on at least once a day, yet you've never touched your willie? :lolwut:
Come here, let me help you out.
Someone offering themselves I see. Me thinks that you should offer me your services, though the hand won't be neccessary
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basically just look at porn istes for handjobs and see how its done.. then go do the same..
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Okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...

:lolwut:


:eyeball:


:zomg:


:holmes:

Me thinks that you have no testicles. YOU NEED TESTICLES TO BE ABLE TO SPUNK!!!
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(Original post by the.white.rabbit)
Not all girls are golddiggers!!!
what, i didnt say they were
but they DO expect the man to provide the romance
which, little do they know, costs money

when i pay for cinema tickets or a meal or w/e.. the girl seems oblivious to the fact that i am

no money no romance, no romance no girlfriend
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(Original post by joe4wolves)
Help me, i have the same problem.

Just kidding, just kidding!


EDIT: Sorry, someones already cracked this joke, my bad!
Was it only a joke? I thought y'all seriously wanted me to help you out :sad: Oh noes.
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(Original post by sango)
Someone offering themselves I see. Me thinks that you should offer me your services, though the hand won't be neccessary
I wasn't offering myself, I was literally giving myself away, throwing myself onto OP's arms/**** but got rejected. Aouch. Never again, boys.
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