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    (Original post by Cultivated)
    I wasn't offering myself, I was literally giving myself away, throwing myself onto OP's arms/**** but got rejected. Aouch. Never again, boys.
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    Seriously if your having problems masturbating I recommend you go see your mum about it, thats what I did !!! OOOO BOOOYAH
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    (Original post by Cultivated)
    I wasn't offering myself, I was literally giving myself away, throwing myself onto OP's arms/**** but got rejected. Aouch. Never again, boys.
    OH MY GOD you sound like my type girl. Little lady, come bring your cute little ass down my place where are bodies shall be gesticulating on the bed and we will tango in the sheets from dawn on to dusk HELL YEAH :awesome:
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    (Original post by TK2 King Pin)
    what, i didnt say they were
    but they DO expect the man to provide the romance
    which, little do they know, costs money

    when i pay for cinema tickets or a meal or w/e.. the girl seems oblivious to the fact that i am

    no money no romance, no romance no girlfriend
    We're not oblivious...we're aware and appreciative!!!
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    (Original post by bailey's blizzard)
    failing all that you could try gay porn?
    (worked for me :p: )
    or bi

    but seriously, try when lying down
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    ROFL!!! You actually can't masturbate lol? Are you taking the piss or what?
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    1. Good work with the pun.
    2. Cultivated please stop posting.
    3. People who are replying with really cringe worthy replies to Cultivated, please stop posting.
    4. Oooh a List.
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    (Original post by i.am.lost)
    Start slow-ish (you don't wanna overwhelm the poor fella)
    Then build up momentum
    It should come naturally - maybe porn isn't working for you; why not try closing your eyes and using that imagination of yours?
    Maybe use lubricant to make it smoother, I think some people find that helps.

    And most importantly, ENJOY! The more you stress about it, the harder it gets (no pun intended! - it's in fact the opposite )
    :p: I was going to say this, but now I don't have to type it out, even better.
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    (Original post by ChrisLincoln)
    1. Good work with the pun.
    2. Cultivated please stop posting.
    3. People who are replying with really cringe worthy replies to Cultivated, please stop posting.
    4. Oooh a List.
    Good list, I shall stop spamming this thread with immaturity.


    /End thread.
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    (Original post by the.white.rabbit)
    We're not oblivious...we're aware and appreciative!!!
    i laughed when i saw this under the subtitle:
    Re: Finding it hard to masturbate
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    (Original post by Cultivated)
    I wasn't offering myself, I was literally giving myself away, throwing myself onto OP's arms/**** but got rejected. Aouch. Never again, boys.
    sorry, I do think you are the biggest legend on TSR. I would love you to help me but its not practical I am afraid.
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    Late teens and you've never spunked?! God, you'll probably drown in your own spunk after ejaculating.
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    do what he said on the inbetweeners. lay on one hand till it goes numb then use that hand. It feels like someone else is doing it apparently haha

    *not that I have tried this
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    yet
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    (Original post by ma2k5)
    What? Girlfriends cheaper than computers? You obviously never had one :rofl: :p:
    :rofl:
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    ulitmate lolz

    just watch some porn man! if that doesnt turn you on, watch gay porn and if it does, sorted! your a fag!
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    well, on the upside, you might last longer in bed?
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    (Original post by sango)
    OH MY GOD you sound like my type girl. Little lady, come bring your cute little ass down my place where are bodies shall be gesticulating on the bed and we will tango in the sheets from dawn on to dusk HELL YEAH :awesome:
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    Age - 16.
    bit out of your league, no? anyway...good luck kid
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    (Original post by abrp)
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    Age - 16.
    bit out of your league, no? anyway...good luck kid
    Considering the amount of grannies I've sodomised nah, not really :p:
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    (Original post by sango)
    Considering the amount of grannies I've sodomised nah, not really :p:
    Never mind speedo paedo, you're an OAPaedo, you want a gum job?
 
 
 
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