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A man walked into a bar..... watch

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    when he was ordering a drink, saw a guy sititng on his own in the corner of the bar. this guy had a really small head but he was really muscly and everything... the man found that strange so went over to talk to him and said.."mate why have you got such a great body but a very small head?" the guy replied.." one day i was walking along th beach with my dog when i saw a mermaid, and she said she will give me 2 wishes.. so she asked what was my first wish, and i said i wanted to be the strongest man on earth, so it happend and i got all these muscles.. then she asked what was my second wish, i looked at her from top to toe and said.. how about a little head love?" :hahaha:
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    All that did was make me imagine drilling Ariel.
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    ouch!
 
 
 

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