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My tortoise raped an ornamental pig. watch

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    My poor little tortoise is in love with one my mothers ornate pigs. She put it down there as a joke, and he just mounted it at started squeaking, was was genuinely pretty freaky, considering he's only two. He just kept pushing it around the room squeaking.

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    And...?
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    What's with tortoise's and sex with inanimate objects being posted on the internet recently?

    There was that video on youtube of that tortoise raping a shoe a few months ago, a tortoise orgasming and whatever else. I don't even know.
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    I wonder what turtle soup tastes like... :flute:
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    you want to see this then

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54C0IuZeuZ0
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    (Original post by Tig Bitties)
    My poor little tortoise is in love with one my mothers ornate pigs. She put it down there as a joke, and he just mounted it at started squeaking, was was genuinely pretty freaky, considering he's only two. He just kept pushing it around the room squeaking.

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    did it make this sound?

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    ....Impressive.
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    Is the crashing into eachother tortoise foreplay?
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    that's disgusting. What freak films tortoises ***king?
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    (Original post by Democracy)
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