My tortoise raped an ornamental pig. Watch

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My poor little tortoise is in love with one my mothers ornate pigs. She put it down there as a joke, and he just mounted it at started squeaking, was was genuinely pretty freaky, considering he's only two. He just kept pushing it around the room squeaking.

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And...?
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What's with tortoise's and sex with inanimate objects being posted on the internet recently?

There was that video on youtube of that tortoise raping a shoe a few months ago, a tortoise orgasming and whatever else. I don't even know.
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I wonder what turtle soup tastes like... :flute:
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you want to see this then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54C0IuZeuZ0
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(Original post by Tig Bitties)
My poor little tortoise is in love with one my mothers ornate pigs. She put it down there as a joke, and he just mounted it at started squeaking, was was genuinely pretty freaky, considering he's only two. He just kept pushing it around the room squeaking.

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did it make this sound?

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....Impressive.
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Is the crashing into eachother tortoise foreplay?
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that's disgusting. What freak films tortoises ***king?
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