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Poll: Highest Mark in the AH Maths Prelim :: YOUR BETS (Votes are public)
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But you missed the boat trip!
Hence why I'm glad.
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Have you checked out this place for Laptop's: http://www.studentstore.co.uk/St%20A...ding-Page.aspx
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Hence why I'm glad.
Yeah maybe it's better to stay innocent:p:
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Also worth looking at are Misco. I get an extra discount but their prices are fairly reasonable anyway.
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Lol, I'm glad I didn't stay up last night on TSR...
I have a maths joke for you too, its better than your one


Why was 6 afraid of 7?


Because 7 ate 9


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I have a maths joke for you too, its better than your one


Why was 6 afraid of 7?


Because 7 ate 9


I do like that one. Unfortunatley I've already heard it. :p:
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I do like that one. Unfortunatley I've already heard it. :p:
In the spirit of this thread last night... The Trials and Tribulations of little Polly Nomial

Another one that I like:

One fine evening, e^x was walking down the road. After a while, he noticed that there was a steady stream of constants running the other way. He stopped seven as she went past, asking what had them all so scared. She told him: "the differential operator is back there; if we run into him, we'll all be reduced to nothing!" At this, e^x puffed out his chest, saying "well, we'll see about this! There's nothing he can do to harm me!"

So he jogged a little down the road until he found this differential operator, calling "Hey, I'm e^x. You can differentiate me all you like, but I'll always stay the same!" The differential operator replied, "Hi. I'm \frac{d}{dy}."

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I've heard that one :p:

All this laptop crap is far too confusing!
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In the spirit of this thread last night... The Trials and Tribulations of little Polly Nomial

Another one that I like:

One fine evening, e^x was walking down the road. After a while, he noticed that there was a steady stream of constants running the other way. He stopped seven as she went past, asking what had them all so scared. She told him: "the differential operator is back there; if we run into him, we'll all be reduced to nothing!" At this, e^x puffed out his chest, saying "well, we'll see about this! There's nothing he can do to harm me!"

So he jogged a little down the road until he found this differential operator, calling "Hey, I'm e^x. You can differentiate me all you like, but I'll always stay the same!" The differential operator replied, "Hi. I'm \frac{d}{dy}."



Unfortunatley polly nomial was too.. ehm.. complex for me to understand. But it did look pretty interesting.
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In the spirit of this thread last night... The Trials and Tribulations of little Polly Nomial

Another one that I like:

One fine evening, e^x was walking down the road. After a while, he noticed that there was a steady stream of constants running the other way. He stopped seven as she went past, asking what had them all so scared. She told him: "the differential operator is back there; if we run into him, we'll all be reduced to nothing!" At this, e^x puffed out his chest, saying "well, we'll see about this! There's nothing he can do to harm me!"

So he jogged a little down the road until he found this differential operator, calling "Hey, I'm e^x. You can differentiate me all you like, but I'll always stay the same!" The differential operator replied, "Hi. I'm \frac{d}{dy}."

LOL
that was hilarious cos it went over my head compltley
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I've heard that one :p:

All this laptop crap is far too confusing!
Try asking in the laptop thread on the Tech forum, they're a great help. They always know where the best sales are!
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College is brill. I found out that in english, we're doing Jekyll & Hyde, streetcar and loads of poems (something about love poems, apparently in sg we did too many war poems??? :confused: I only did the horses lol), and we're starting off with the language unit instead of the PS unit :awesome: We had to pick a book that we had recently read and write about the narration and stuff as a mini test before we started Higher, so good ole prayin Carrie came into good use. I wrote 3 pages on it with all the technical mumbo jumbo...everyone was just like :lolwut: The teacher was a wee bit patronizing, but oh well

Chemistry was ok. The teacher just kinda mumbled about different stories and stuff, which was rather annoying. I dosed off for a mere two minutes, whilst my newly aquired friend tried to nudge me awake. We've started off on reaction rates, and we were doing the whole m = nmxgfm stuff, quite easy About 80% of the class had never studied chemistry, so we were basically doing over the basics and for once I managed to speak out and actually answer the questions, "I see you have good potential young lady" after I told him that I had self taught the whole metallic/ionic/covalent molecular/van der Waals section, ammint I the geek? :awesome:. We're doing a mini practical next week just to get into the "chemistry groove".

But I haven't slept in 27 hours, and I only have maths tomorrow which starts at 11am, so Imma crash. Night all :kiss:
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College is brill. I found out that in english, we're doing Jekyll & Hyde, streetcar and loads of poems (something about love poems, apparently in sg we did too many war poems??? :confused: I only did the horses lol), and we're starting off with the language unit instead of the PS unit :awesome: We had to pick a book that we had recently read and write about the narration and stuff as a mini test before we started Higher, so good ole prayin Carrie came into good use. I wrote 3 pages on it with all the technical mumbo jumbo...everyone was just like :lolwut: The teacher was a wee bit patronizing, but oh well

Chemistry was ok. The teacher just kinda mumbled about different stories and stuff, which was rather annoying. I dosed off for a mere two minutes, whilst my newly aquired friend tried to nudge me awake. We've started off on reaction rates, and we were doing the whole m = nmxgfm stuff, quite easy About 80% of the class had never studied chemistry, so we were basically doing over the basics and for once I managed to speak out and actually answer the questions, "I see you have good potential young lady" after I told him that I had self taught the whole metallic/ionic/covalent molecular/van der Waals section, ammint I the geek? :awesome:. We're doing a mini practical next week just to get into the "chemistry groove".

But I haven't slept in 27 hours, and I only have maths tomorrow which starts at 11am, so Imma crash. Night all :kiss:
Good to see you're enjoying it!
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(Original post by LuhLah)
College is brill. I found out that in english, we're doing Jekyll & Hyde, streetcar and loads of poems (something about love poems, apparently in sg we did too many war poems??? :confused: I only did the horses lol), and we're starting off with the language unit instead of the PS unit :awesome: We had to pick a book that we had recently read and write about the narration and stuff as a mini test before we started Higher, so good ole prayin Carrie came into good use. I wrote 3 pages on it with all the technical mumbo jumbo...everyone was just like :lolwut: The teacher was a wee bit patronizing, but oh well

Chemistry was ok. The teacher just kinda mumbled about different stories and stuff, which was rather annoying. I dosed off for a mere two minutes, whilst my newly aquired friend tried to nudge me awake. We've started off on reaction rates, and we were doing the whole m = nmxgfm stuff, quite easy About 80% of the class had never studied chemistry, so we were basically doing over the basics and for once I managed to speak out and actually answer the questions, "I see you have good potential young lady" after I told him that I had self taught the whole metallic/ionic/covalent molecular/van der Waals section, ammint I the geek? :awesome:. We're doing a mini practical next week just to get into the "chemistry groove".

But I haven't slept in 27 hours, and I only have maths tomorrow which starts at 11am, so Imma crash. Night all :kiss:
Are you at langside or some college in ayr? I might know people at the college yr at
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In the spirit of this thread last night... The Trials and Tribulations of little Polly Nomial

Another one that I like:

One fine evening, e^x was walking down the road. After a while, he noticed that there was a steady stream of constants running the other way. He stopped seven as she went past, asking what had them all so scared. She told him: "the differential operator is back there; if we run into him, we'll all be reduced to nothing!" At this, e^x puffed out his chest, saying "well, we'll see about this! There's nothing he can do to harm me!"

So he jogged a little down the road until he found this differential operator, calling "Hey, I'm e^x. You can differentiate me all you like, but I'll always stay the same!" The differential operator replied, "Hi. I'm \frac{d}{dy}."

I'm surprised I knew what every concept was :o:

The sexual euphemisms in that make the ones last night look lame :yep:

Edit: e^x should have replied "Then let x=f\left(y\right)"....
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urly leered. "I suppose you've never been operated on yet?" he said.

"Of course not" Polly cried indignantly. "I'm absolutely convergent".

"Come, cone," said Curly. "Lets off to a decimal place I know, and I'll take you to the limit".


ooh, naughty pi

I've sorta got the jist of this lol
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That's just too mathsy :no:
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Are you at langside or some college in ayr? I might know people at the college yr at
Ayr college lol
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Ayr college lol
Ah nevermind then :P
I thought you were asleep
aww I wish I lived in ayr the beach is (L)
Sadly eastkilbride is just grey
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Mother dear is dragging me out on a powerwalk. In the pouring rainBad times.
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