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    (Original post by Kirsteneg)
    one can only imagine... :eek:
    Didn't realise how sexual Earth Science is...

    "So I was standing in the library discussing cleavage with a female
    colleague when the topic of intrusive dikes comes up. She said
    that the dikes she knew of were often associated with thrusting
    movements in a bed. I said that I usually didn't associate dikes
    with any sort of thrusting, but then you never know what can happen
    when a dike was in an orogenous zone."

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    Musicians jizz when they read a crescendo, historians get moist when they reach a conclusion, biologists get horny when proteins synthesise, chemists orgasm when acids neutralize, mathematicians get satisfaction from differation(sp?) and computer experts orgasm when their program has no errors :dontknow:
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    (Original post by rosie9391)
    Didn't realise how sexual Earth Science is...

    So I was standing in the library discussing cleavage with a female
    colleague when the topic of intrusive dikes comes up. She said
    that the dikes she knew of were often associated with thrusting
    movements in a bed. I said that I usually didn't associate dikes
    with any sort of thrusting, but then you never know what can happen
    when a dike was in an orogenous zone.

    :sigh:
    :eek:
    You pervert!


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    (Original post by Madjackismad)
    Us English folk certainly do when we reach a highly effective climax with a twist at the end.
    Well my friend is writing a creative writing piece about her first orgasm for AH English :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by Kirsteneg)
    :eek:
    You pervert!


    You know you love it Kirsten :p:
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    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    Well my friend is writing a creative writing piece about her first orgasm for AH English :rolleyes:
    My friend is writing about how he discovered females and how it opened up a world of pleasure for him. He has aptly titled it 'A Stimulating Enviroment'.
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    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    Well my friend is writing a creative writing piece about her first orgasm for AH English :rolleyes:
    Omg hahahahahaahhahaahahahahahahaha. ..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .

    Keep us updated on that one :holmes:
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    (Original post by LuhLah)
    Musicians jizz when they read a crescendo, historians get moist when they reach a conclusion, biologists get horny when proteins synthesise, chemists orgasm when acids neutralize, mathematicians get satisfaction from differation(sp?) and computer experts orgasm when their program has no errors :dontknow:
    Actually, as a musician myself, I'd like to inform you that we jizz when we see vivace. :facepalm:
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    (Original post by Madjackismad)
    My friend is writing about how he discovered females and how it opened up a world of pleasure for him. He has aptly titled it 'A Stimulating Enviroment'.
    Methinks he's hiding something :teeth:
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    (Original post by LuhLah)
    Omg hahahahahaahhahaahahahahahahaha. ..hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha .

    Keep us updated on that one :holmes:
    Don't think she's got the guts to show it to anyone, though.

    Will probably keep it for her reading pleasure.
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    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    Methinks he's hiding something :teeth:
    What?
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    (Original post by Kirsteneg)
    Actually, as a musician myself, I'd like to inform you that we jizz when we see vivace. :facepalm:
    You jizz? :sexface:

    Being mainly a chemist, my legs tremble at van der Waals. It's so weak, yet so strong...:daydreaming:
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    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    Don't think she's got the guts to show it to anyone, though.

    Will probably keep it for her reading pleasure.
    Erotic "fiction" :yes:
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    (Original post by Madjackismad)
    What?
    Expressing his love for females when in reality he likes the males? :gah:

    Oui?
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    (Original post by LuhLah)
    You jizz? :sexface:
    BUSTED :awesome:
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    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    Expressing his love for females when in reality he likes the males? :gah:

    Oui?
    No, he's got a girlfriend. :p:
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    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    BUSTED :awesome:
    :rofl:

    He She's went quiet.
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    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    BUSTED :awesome:
    shhhhhh!!

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    (Original post by Madjackismad)
    No, he's got a girlfriend. :p:
    Pffft, smokescreen.
 
 
 
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