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    Long time no see, would you like to come in? You look good, by the way.
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    Sorry Sam we already ate all the cookies

    (I'm still on good terms with my ex and we mainly see him when I've got stressed and done too much baking and need a human hoover to help out hehe!)
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    Oh, Trog, piss off. I liked your mum more than you towards the end. And having sex with you was a toss up between being suffocated and feeling like I was on a bouncy castle, comprende?
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    (Original post by smilee172)
    i'm sorry/i miss you
    this

    and then probably;

    (Original post by Peachykeen09)
    Oh..uh..hey?

    OR

    Do me. Now.

    although i hate to admit that.:o:
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    "hello I dont have an ex"
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    "What the hell are you doing here? You said you couldn't be friends with me as you wanted so much more. I couldn't give you that, so you cut me out of your life! You best have a good reason for being here!" *Angry face*
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    (Original post by psychocustard)
    Oh, Trog, piss off. I liked your mum more than you towards the end. And having sex with you was a toss up between being suffocated and feeling like I was on a bouncy castle, comprende?
    :rofl:
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    Does this mean we can be friends again?
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    i probably wouldnt say anything, i would most likely just have a heart attack and die on the spot :/

    or failing that, just cry / run away tbh!
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    (Original post by Itch)
    wow, you've put on alot of weight
    This, lol
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    Either "How did you find out where I lived" or "Does your wife know you are here". The last one is a bit of a guess really but at my age I presume all of my exes are married by now.
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    id probanly ask what the hell he was doing here! then just walk straight on by!
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    Well, i'm at my bfs, so I would probably say 'Why the hell are you here?'. However if I was at home would probably say 'Hi, what you doing in this neck of the woods?'
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    Morning!
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    Bonjour (she's french)

    and then probably have sex. (she's french)
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    I probably wouldn't say anything and if I did it would be ' what the hell are you doing here donkey features', eurgh cheating scumbag.
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    (Original post by Andiio)
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    http://i383.photobucket.com/albums/o...cal/smiley.png
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    (Original post by psychocustard)
    Oh, Trog, piss off. I liked your mum more than you towards the end. And having sex with you was a toss up between being suffocated and feeling like I was on a bouncy castle, comprende?

    WOWWW I'd be humiliated if it heard that
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    are you 12 years of age yet??
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    (Original post by Yawn11)
    Bring any condoms with you?
    This..lol
 
 
 
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