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    (Original post by Bubbles*de*Milo)
    Nah, I escaped in the rain when I was more sober at like 3/4ish and walked home from Central LDN.
    Sounds slightly poetic put like that!!
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    (Original post by ToeRag)
    Sounds slightly poetic put like that!!
    It would be alright if I didn't have to see him in lectures, and he's proper tall, can't miss him... ¬_¬
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    Terrible ones include:

    Tongue being stuck down my throat! (DO NOT DO THIS)
    Very very very sloppy, which is horrid

    But the worst was when a girl tried to suck the air out of my lungs... seriously WTF!
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    (Original post by Cultivated)
    That sounds like a ******* disaster tbh.
    I'm surprised she's still a gf and didn't dump your arse. She's special mate, you're lucky :curious:
    you contradict yourself in this. you say she is special yet you are surprised she is still a gf. I do not understand :confused:
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    my first kiss was worst - spin the bottle when i was 11
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    I met this guy out one night who was so attractive, and apparently a male model, so I thought 'score'. I was so excited when he went to kiss me, but I soon realised it felt like I'd stuck my tongue in a high speed washing machine that was about to burst the door off its hinges due to excess water. It was gross.
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    My dog, Goldie. She was a lovely girl but a bit too much tongue for my liking.

    HAHAHA!!!!
    Spin the bottle. I was smiling uncomfortably when WHAM!:eek:
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    (Original post by akashic)
    you contradict yourself in this. you say she is special yet you are surprised she is still a gf. I do not understand :confused:
    Soz to intrude...
    I think what he means is she is 'special' because she is willing to remain his gf even after the presumably traumatic? (I haven't seen the post this has spawned from) experience.
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    (Original post by a_t)
    Very lucky, lets hope she doesn't see this post where I said she was my worst ever kiss :moon:
    She forgave you for being the worst kisser and sex ever, I'm sure she'll be able to forgive you for this.


    (Original post by akashic)
    you contradict yourself in this. you say she is special yet you are surprised she is still a gf. I do not understand :confused:
    I don't want to ask you this because I'm normally a nice person, but are you ******* stupid? :curious:
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    I went out with an ecomentalist for a couple of weeks - it wasn't my fault... I don't normally make a habbit of associating with nutters like that... I met her in a nightclub so I couldn't have known.

    Anyway, her idea of kissing was "insert tongue, swirl it about clockwise".

    It was like kissing a windmill! Bloody awful!
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    (Original post by Cultivated)
    She forgave you for being the worst kisser and sex ever, I'm sure she'll be able to forgive you for this.

    She told me I was her best sex ever, how would you know anyway? You been at my window you freak?
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    Every single kiss one night when my boyfriend had eaten pork ribs a few hours earlier.
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    banging teeth :s
    horrible.
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    (Original post by a_t)
    She told me I was her best sex ever, how would you know anyway? You been at my window you freak?
    Yeah, sorry :emo:
    It's just something about you I'm craving .. So irresistible. If I'd ever have the opportunity to kiss your soft pink lips, I'm sure I'd make the opposite thread about it















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