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    I'm bored and need cheering up. Whoever can cure my boredom or make me feel more cheery will win a free one month subscription! :beer:

    No rules, methods are up to you!

    Will announce the winner tomorrow.
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    http://www.fmylife.com/
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    (Original post by loggins)
    I'm bored and need cheering up. Whoever can cure my boredom or make me feel more cheery will win a free one month subscription!

    No rules, methods are up to you!

    Will announce the winner tomorrow.
    Me please!

    This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-q-fsYQPZw

    and this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D94Q3ldPbaA
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    Oh! Also: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20021023
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    Thanks guys, excellent stuff, keep them coming! The winner will receive their sub tomorrow evening! You can't win the raffle if you don't buy a ticket!
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUZuV0xce3A- whenever I am bored, I watch this show :rofl:
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p32OC97aNqc

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DagVklB4VHQ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es2l4yUBY6M

    (there are two parts to both of these)
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    Thanks guys, am extending this until next week as it hasn't had very many hits !
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    (Original post by loggins)
    Thanks guys, am extending this until next week as it hasn't had very many hits !
    Which translates as: "None of you guys were good enough to deserve the subscription, so I'm going to extend it and see if someone better comes along"
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    (Original post by anisha.doshi)
    Which translates as: "None of you guys were good enough to deserve the subscription, so I'm going to extend it and see if someone better comes along"
    Noooo, just want to give everyone a fair chance! The posts so far are qualitayyy !
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    A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?" [/repost]
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    I don't have an awful lot to contribute so I will tell you of my recent cursed luck whilst drunk.

    The first horrific incident happened a week ago whilst on a train home at 4am after a night out. I was strolling down the aisle of the carriage when I came across a pretty young asian woman struggling to lift her heavy suitcase into the luggage rack on a London bound train. I saw an opportunity and decided to help. I then proceeded, in my drunken haze, to ram the suitcase into the luggage rack. Cue much confusion over why it would not fit; apparently I was too drunk to realise it was facing the wrong way.

    The asian girl pointed this out, so i put it back down on the floor of the carriage, turned it around, and went to lift it back up again. As I lifted it, I let out quite possibly the loudest drunk-fart I have ever heard. The poor girl was stood behind me. I rammed the suitcase into the luggage holder and furiously hammered the illuminated door "open" button, rushing down the train to the furthest carriage I could find without looking back for a "Thank you" or "**** you".


    The second incident happened last night. Believe it or not, I was in the same train station, in almost the same situation. Another attractive young woman approached the bottom of a staircase I was climing laden with several heavy looking suitcases. I went back down and offered my assistant, choosing the heaviest looking of them all; Indeed it was. As I took hold of the extended handle that allows the cases to be dragged along like trolleys, and attempted to pull it up the first stair, the handle snapped clean off on both sides. I helped her to the platform then got the **** out of there promptly.

    FML.
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    (Original post by AsystoleUK)
    I don't have an awful lot to contribute so I will tell you of my recent cursed luck whilst drunk.

    The first horrific incident happened a week ago whilst on a train home at 4am after a night out. I was strolling down the aisle of the carriage when I came across a pretty young asian woman struggling to lift her heavy suitcase into the luggage rack on a London bound train. I saw an opportunity and decided to help. I then proceeded, in my drunken haze, to ram the suitcase into the luggage rack. Cue much confusion over why it would not fit; apparently I was too drunk to realise it was facing the wrong way.

    The asian girl pointed this out, so i put it back down on the floor of the carriage, turned it around, and went to lift it back up again. As I lifted it, I let out quite possibly the loudest drunk-fart I have ever heard. The poor girl was stood behind me. I rammed the suitcase into the luggage holder and furiously hammered the illuminated door "open" button, rushing down the train to the furthest carriage I could find without looking back for a "Thank you" or "**** you".


    The second incident happened last night. Believe it or not, I was in the same train station, in almost the same situation. Another attractive young woman approached the bottom of a staircase I was climing laden with several heavy looking suitcases. I went back down and offered my assistant, choosing the heaviest looking of them all; Indeed it was. As I took hold of the extended handle that allows the cases to be dragged along like trolleys, and attempted to pull it up the first stair, the handle snapped clean off on both sides. I helped her to the platform then got the **** out of there promptly.

    FML.
    You, pretty girls, train stations and luggage clearly have issues.
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4pI2thlhl8
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz4X4...BEF7A1&index=1
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1oEl...BEF7A1&index=2
    They follow on from each other :proud:
 
 
 
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