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    I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the people I work with:

    First, there is this supermodel wanna-be woman. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

    The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. She might be a lesbian.

    But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the bloody stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big bloody dog to work. Every bloody day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ******* day.

    Anyway, I drive these idiots around in my van and we solve mysteries and ****.
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    :rofl:
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    Oh dear, lol. :rofl:
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    Zoinks!
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    TSR never fails to put a smile on my face
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    :toofunny:
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    Good one XD
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    hahahahaha
    +rep for you mister :suith: you made my day
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    Thank you soo much for making me laugh after such a bad day =)
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    Did you get that off sickipedia?
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    Lmao, good one xD
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    Where the eff do you work?
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    :rofl: You've made me smile!
    Oh and you forgot Scrappy! :love:
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    LOOOL!

    Absolutely awesome :awesome:
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    poW!
    pinG!
    pooP!
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    :rofl: Amazing. :awesome:
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    You've put a big simle on my face Thank you!

    +rep for you!
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    Have some rep, man.

    Edit: Sorry, I mean woman!
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    took me a while to get it... pretty funny
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    I enjoyed that one :p:
 
 
 
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