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    Very nice.
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    (Original post by Tom Wigan)
    Where the eff do you work?
    Lol.
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    Fawn - I love you.
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Fawn - I love you.
    It could never work
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    Psh.
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    (Original post by Fawn)
    It could never work
    I could stretch to animals. Even better since you're under developed. I like under developed. :teeth:
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    I could stretch to animals. Even better since you're under developed. I like under developed. :teeth:
    Shame I don't go for the wrinkled :p:
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    (Original post by Fawn)
    Shame I don't go for the wrinkled :p:
    I don't get what this has to do with us. :dontknow: If you're talking about those wrinkles, they're just stretch marks.
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    Aww, I hoped this was original, but a google search shows that it's a copy/paste .
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    (Original post by Ghost)
    Aww, I hoped this was original, but a google search shows that it's a copy/paste .
    Sorry, it was copypasta, but hilarious all the same
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    I don't get what this has to do with us. :dontknow: If you're talking about those wrinkles, they're just stretch marks.
    I'll be willing to overlook them if you overlook a prenuptial agreement .
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    (Original post by Fawn)
    I'll be willing to overlook them if you overlook a prenuptial agreement .
    Deal.

    Fortunately, I'm poor as ****. :awesome:
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Deal.

    Fortunately, I'm poor as ****. :awesome:
    :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by Fawn)
    :getmecoat:
    :awesome:

    Bend over.

    :awesome:
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    :awesome:

    Bend over.

    :awesome:
    You're assuming you're the dominant one.

    :hmmm:
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    (Original post by Fawn)
    You're assuming you're the dominant one.

    :hmmm:
    Don't make me introduce you to my friends gag and chloroform again.
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    Don't make me introduce you to my friends gag and chloroform again.
    Mr.Von-Strap-On won't be happy if you try :mad:
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    (Original post by Fawn)
    Mr.Von-Strap-On won't be happy if you try :mad:
    You wouldn't dare try.
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    (Original post by Irrelevance)
    You wouldn't dare try.
    Pick up my conveniently dropped handkerchief and we'll see :awesome:
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    (Original post by Fawn)
    Pick up my conveniently dropped handkerchief and we'll see :awesome:
    I see you didn't smell the handkerchief like I asked you to. :emo:
 
 
 
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