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trapped in the house by an insane cat watch

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    well there are some thread titles that catch your eye more than others eh?
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    you started off stating the cat was female, yet later it was male? ://

    and you need cat training school :p:

    or take it to the rspca
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    (Original post by FAILINGKID)
    kk.... i used to be afraid of cats too because they look so evil... so here is what u do... u go down stairs and face the cat... it will run towards u... u then kick it really ******* hard. if it was too fast for u and u didnt kick it quickly then make sure u have a stick or something in ur hand... and THEN BAM!!! beat the **** out of it and make it know it's place
    i guess you could start off with this as a way to help the cat gain respect for you, but you couldn't use it as a way of training it, because it would become scared of you as it would associate you (OP) with pain.
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    http://troglopundit.files.wordpress....06/badger2.jpg

    tbh
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    I think you're making this up for a laugh, OP. No cat is that crazy.
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    This is why I don't like cats
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    let someone put that thing to sleep
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    water spray bottle? failing that bite it's ear.

    I'd say get it declawed/neutered aswell but that's your preference.
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    (Original post by Anon the 7th)
    you started off stating the cat was female, yet later it was male? ://
    Thats what i was thinkin!!!
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    Kick it right in its little feline ovaries.
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    You sure it's not a Lynx you have? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0GI2eXyBj4
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    (Original post by IChem)
    The solution is simple. Stop dropping acid
    First proper reply.
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    And thats EXACTLY why i hate cats...they're vermin...
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    (Original post by *Miss A*)
    And thats EXACTLY why i hate cats...they're vermin...
    aye they are cannibals
 
 
 
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