Of course, there's also the old lightbulb jokes.
1. How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven -- one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.
2. How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six -- one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest
the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold
a counter-protest.
3. How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two -- One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.
4. How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None -- Hanover doesn't have electricity.
5. How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One -- he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.
6. How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.
7. How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two -- one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
8. How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None -- New Haven looks better in the dark.