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    It would be abnormal if it took you longer than 5 min's. Jaffa's are addictive tbh.
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    (Original post by ghanglish)
    I don't know about five minutes but I can finish a pack of jaffa cakes pretty quickly. Maybe 15-20 minutes. I ain't fat - ultra fast metabolism.
    Same here; but it sucks though because no matter how much I eat I always remain skinny and struggle to put on weight.
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    If my ex is anything to go by thats not only ordinary, but slow. In fact if you ate less than 2 boxes in one 10 min sitting your much slower than her...
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    (Original post by kflynn)
    because i just have, and im not a fat ****. :yes:
    No. It's too slow.
    If I can do it in two, then so can you.
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    (Original post by Hafsaay)
    No. It's too slow.
    If I can do it in two, then so can you.

    I reckon i could do it in 1.
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    If you want to become incredibly fat, yes it is.
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    (Original post by Revolution is my Name)
    Noooo, you've got to nibble off the stuff around the edge, then lever off the chocolate and eat that, then separate the "jaffa" from the cake, then eat the cake, and finally eat the jaffa
    :zomg: I thought I was the only one who did that!
    But my method is a tiny bit different..
    Try and remove the cake from the chocolate and the jaffa without breaking the chocolate. Then peel the chocolate off the jaffa without ripping any holes in the jaffa. then lick the 'remains' off the jaffa so you're left with a shiny floppy circle. Finally, stick 'em on your eyes and go to sleep. :awesome:
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    (Original post by Toiletpaper8)
    If you want to become incredibly fat, yes it is.

    i never put on weight. :o:
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    (Original post by kflynn)
    I reckon i could do it in 1.
    I'll race you..
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    Who knows. Maybe it's something that could come in handy one day and take you far in life.
    Career as a Jaffa Cake quality tester.
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    Couldn't do that with Jaffa cakes.

    Could easily do it with Pringles or Ritz crackers (love them)!
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    (Original post by kflynn)
    i never put on weight. :o:
    Do you frequently practice the act of consuming a whole pack of jaffa cakes in 5 minutes? :p:
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    No...how can you do it??? I'd be sick half way through the pack!!
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    (Original post by Hafsaay)
    :zomg: I thought I was the only one who did that!
    But my method is a tiny bit different..
    Try and remove the cake from the chocolate and the jaffa without breaking the chocolate. Then peel the chocolate off the jaffa without ripping any holes in the jaffa. then lick the 'remains' off the jaffa so you're left with a shiny floppy circle. Finally, stick 'em on your eyes and go to sleep. :awesome:
    Ah, I also end up with the floppy jaffa at the end, which I then proceed to put in my mouth and sort of suck on (I didn't want to put that in my original post for fear of sounding somewhat perverted)
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    (Original post by Revolution is my Name)
    Ah, I also end up with the floppy jaffa at the end, which I then proceed to put in my mouth and sort of suck on (I didn't want to put that in my original post for fear of sounding somewhat perverted)
    :laugh:
    I wasn't thinking in that way at first but now that you mention it I know it's going to look even worse if I add anything to what you just said..
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    (Original post by Hafsaay)
    :laugh:
    I wasn't thinking in that way at first but now that you mention it I know it's going to look even worse if I add anything to what you just said..
    I'm far too intrigued about what this could be for you to wimp out now and not tell me
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    (Original post by Revolution is my Name)
    I'm far too intrigued about what this could be for you to wimp out now and not tell me
    Lol! I was about to say something about nibbling the jelly bit.. :mmm:
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    (Original post by kflynn)
    because i just have, and im not a fat ****. :yes:
    No, its not. Normal is 3 minutes.
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    (Original post by Hafsaay)
    Lol! I was about to say something about nibbling the jelly bit.. :mmm:
    Haha. I always try to suck for as long as possible (god, this sounds so wrong), but I always do the same as you and succumb to the jelly-y goodness
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    Been there, done that, wish I had the t-shirt now.

    Also, "How many Jaffa cakes can you fit in your mouth at once?" Fun times.
 
 
 
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