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    (Original post by cpj1987)
    I'm scared that my littlest brother is forgetting me.
    oh my god. Im scared my big brother is forgetting me!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    no worries :rolleyes:

    any better offers? :giggle:
    dancemat??? i can move like one of the Saturdays lol.. or something more civilised like chess lol..
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    me and your mum made rough, but sweet sweet love the other night
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    (Original post by x-Disenchanted-x)
    Everytime I see a giraffe, I want to rub it continuously.
    You want to rub what now?

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    I'm chronically afraid and paranoid about people's perceptions of me.
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    (Original post by ghanglish)
    I'm an african scientist who has escaped to this country to hide from my government. If they find me, they kill me.
    Hi, I'm the president's daughter. What's your name?
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    Yep
    really?
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    (Original post by emanuel_arsenalfc)
    dancemat??? i can move like one of the Saturdays lol.. or something more civilised like chess lol..
    coffee? or drinks
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    I was almost killed by a large electric shock when I was younger and I now have a massive phobia of electricity, I think things like pots and pans will electrify me, sometimes I have to get other people to touch them before I will
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    (Original post by HexagonalBolts)
    I was almost killed by a large electric shock when I was younger and I now have a massive phobia of electricity, I think things like pots and pans will electrify me, sometimes I have to get other people to touch them before I will
    If you don't mind me asking out of interest, how did the shock happen?
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    (Original post by placenta medicae talpae)
    Secret: I don't dance. Ever.
    But I do in my bedroom - a LOT!
    Mind you, I suppose that quite a few people are like this ...
    Me too, don't dance in front of people but stick me in my room by myself and some good music and I will happily dance :yes:

    I'm not telling you a real secret, this one will suffice
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    I really want rep but i dont have any

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    Neg rep is still a form of rep, y'know...
    Lol, ok
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    Everyone thinks I'm a virgin, but I've had three sexual partners and the last one was old enough to be my father.
 
 
 
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