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    I look away with my eyes full of jealousy
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    I ask the nearest female, "Why the **** can't you look like that? Jesus" and storm off.
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    if im walking past them ill look them in the eye until they pass hopefully looking over their shoulder to see if im still looking then hit them with one of these bad boys:

    http://www.virginmedia.com/microsite...ters/img_4.jpg

    gets them every time
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    What's cooler than being cool? Ice Cold. Yeah.. I douse her with a bucket of ice cold water. Then, after being kicked in the nuts, I ask her to get over it, since she was looking really hot. Now she looks a bit like an old submarine - wet, sloppy and in need of a pit of a paint job... the makeup is running. All is good.

    Silly thread.
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    I go up to her and say hello if i can, if i cant i wave and smile, after this scenario two things usually happen.

    1. They ignore me, i smile to myself at how stupid i must look, and continue to enjoy life.
    2. They smile, i put my hand down and smile back.
    3. They wave back, i shout back, fancy a chat.
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    (Original post by Cook)
    Say to her "nice tits" or "give me a blowy" when she walks past.
    Noted.:ahee:
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    I follow her then make an attack
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    (Original post by Cook)
    Say to her "nice tits" or "give me a blowy" when she walks past.
    So how many times has this incredibly smooth pick up line got you a girl???
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    if she's just hot, a quick glance perhaps.
    if she's truly gorgeous, i end up stupidly averting my gaze and developing the charisma of a jellyfish. my girlfriend finds it hilarious that i couldn't look at her for a week before i finally held her gaze.
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    get the emergence rophenol out and let it do all the work, you finish off the dirty one :p:
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    hell yeah i stare..you got a catch the moment..
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    I stare until the girl looks and when she does I will smile, making eye contact.
    I had this chance where there were two girls and one was really attractive, she kept looking at me, and I looked at her. I kept seeing her about the city on the same day, then It started raining and we were both sheltering under a shopping center cover. I was with a mate and didn't do anything; should have really.
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    I stare. Really badly. I can't help it.
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    I run away.
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    Just go :coma:?
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    (Original post by tastes.like.lemonade)
    I go up to her and say hello if i can, if i cant i wave and smile, after this scenario two things usually happen.

    1. They ignore me, i smile to myself at how stupid i must look, and continue to enjoy life.
    2. They smile, i put my hand down and smile back.
    3. They wave back, i shout back, fancy a chat.
    may god have mercy on us all
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    (Original post by Dr Zeuss™)
    if im walking past them ill look them in the eye until they pass hopefully looking over their shoulder to see if im still looking then hit them with one of these bad boys:

    http://www.virginmedia.com/microsite...ters/img_4.jpg

    gets them every time

    Haha I am SO doing that next time...
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    i start fapping and give her a horny look!
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    I try to smile and say 'Hi, how's it going' but it sounds more like 'uh uh duh?!'

    Or I stare. :coma:
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    lol i was waiting for this one

    (Original post by MR.PINK)
    get the emergence rophenol out and let it do all the work, you finish off the dirty one :p:
 
 
 
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