Eight surefire signs you’re a university business student

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Who’s the business? You’re the business...

Some student truths are universal - assignments, deadlines, those unwashed plates in the kitchen sink that apparently belong to no-one. But others…well, they’re unique to studying business. Here’s a look at just a few of them.

1. The Apprentice isn’t entertainment - it’s research

Most of us dip our toes into the fevered atmosphere of Lord Sugar’s latest escapades to hoot “No, you massive numpty, that’s a terrible idea,” at someone in a tie whose hairstyle seems carved out of wax. Not you. You see the sad cafe as just another schoolroom offering the chance to learn what not to do. Alright, and to laugh a little bit.

2. You’re surrounded by shiny

Studying business is increasingly popular, and it’s recognised as an important subject in our ever-more-connected world. That means business schools need more space, more resources and more modern facilities to teach it in. For you, that means all the shiny things, all the open plan study spaces, and all the Wi-Fi you can eat. (Note: please don’t eat the Wi-Fi.)

3. LinkedIn isn’t ‘the boring platform’ any more

Once it was that other social media platform with the blue logo that you never went on. Now it’s a fine way to find placement and job opportunities, or hunt down insights from leading thinkers in the fields that interest you. Don’t connect with ‘T-dog in Sales’, though, who claims to read Sun-Tzu’s ‘Art of War’ every day ‘to hone my business mind like a blade’. You’re better than that.

4. You’ve lost count of the number of times you’ve heard the phrase ‘links with industry’

Unis love it. Business schools love it. Businesses love it. It’s all over prospectuses, at careers fairs and open days. But it’s worth knowing that it is more than just ‘hey, look who sponsored our notebooks’, and more often than not it means getting introduced to professional folks who can really help your career and open your mind to new ideas.

5. Networking is a thing you do now

Speaking of getting introduced to people, you’ll also find that you’re networking quite often. Yes, occasionally that translates to standing in a room with a name tag on, feeling awkward. More often it means meeting people in the same position as you and laying the foundations for the support system that will last throughout your working life. With free drinks. Win!

6. You’ve discovered that there are hours before eight o’clock in the morning

While your mates on humanities courses are having something called a ‘reading week’, you’re keeping business hours and rocking up to lectures at 9am. Which sucks until you work out that, not only are you not lumbered with reading Beowulf in Old English, you also have access to the good coffee (see the shiny point, above) and the opportunity to discuss your start-up business ideas before some people are even awake.

7. You’ve worked with the people on your course, not just given them the side-eye in seminars

Studying business means working on real-world case studies, often with your fellow students. Instead of nameless faces in giant lecture halls or pass-agg rivals in discussion groups, your coursemates are your colleagues and collaborators as you all progress through your studies, building skills and lifelong relationships along the way. And you know who’s got your back if you do find yourself in one of those awkward networking events…

8. When you watch the business news now it’s like Neo seeing the Matrix

Before, it was interesting but obscure. Now, you’ve taken the red pill, got experience on your placements, spoken to business leaders and you can see how it all connects, what it all means and where there might be opportunities to apply your skills in the future. And as for similar-looking chaps in identical suits running things…well, you’re going to change all that. Right?

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