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You on some stick-insect ting brah, what is this madness

You know who these are right? Kady from My Wife & Kids & Tasha from Everybody Hates Chris




I think i'm in love

Don't worry, although I can deck plenty of man (because I still have decent strength), being half my weight does not mean you can't beat me in a fight

I used to have a BMI of like 18.2 but that was when I was anorexic, fix up illmatic, eat more cake

I'd break your twiggy legs and then use them to bludgeon Tomatochuckers to death, dun know the dun know

Tomato, my friend, I have no intentions of getting into a street brawl with you, but it goes without saying that man'll get slumped no long ting

Lol if only it was as easy as that. I eat A LOT of food man, i guess it boils down to metabolism

You know who these are right? Kady from My Wife & Kids & Tasha from Everybody Hates Chris




I think i'm in love

Lol JCC what do you mean by 'i used to be...' how much you weigh now

and...I'd end your life bruh

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH GET OUT THE CARE

I never got into a fight in my life. Usually I am a man of peace, but if people push me too far they will get browned.


Lol you're like Shaggy from Scooby Doo

In the words of Chris rock, "Niggaa you got pecks? i got Teks."

In the words of Jadakiss, "Out of shape but i make sure my gun healthy."

But i'd slap you all up. No lie. Maaga muscle man

Just over 11 stone and I'm 6'1 so like 20.5 BMI, perfect for kicking ass and taking names.

jheeeze

Jheeze. Sexy mutherfudger.

God forgive me if I buss my nine, I don't wanna get locked up like Vybz

Btw Kady is 16, Tasha is 18/19

Just throwing that out there.

But still. Dayummm.

^This. Except a lot more intelligent and a hell of lot more good looking

and its cos ur a pussio fam. i've slewed a coupla man in my time, still. Mostly in year 7, though...