Megathread of EastEnders MKII

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Reply 1900

we need to make a chant up for one eastenders character like this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yJKb009aD4

this is legendary..

He don't drink in the woolpack. cause thats in emmerdale
He don't drink in the Queen Vic. cause thats in eastenders
He don't drink in the Su Bar. cause thats in hollyoaks
He drinks in the rovers cause thats corro..Ken Barlow, Ken Barlow, Ken Barlow

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Reply 1901

ROYP

Derek can't pull off that hat

Reply 1902

Arturo Bandini

Original post by ROYP

Derek can't pull off that hat

lol truesay he looked like a right ****in berk

Also how inconsiderate are whitney and that moon kid? yeah he gave his blessing but you don't have to go around the square all over each other in front of him all the time. fatboy needs to give whitney a slap too

Reply 1903

natty_d

I'm sure Derek is going to piss off the whole of Walford and then they have a mass vigilante riot style mob and Peggy comes back to kill him :sogood:

Reply 1904

ROYP

Original post by natty_d

I'm sure Derek is going to piss off the whole of Walford and then they have a mass vigilante riot style mob and Peggy comes back to kill him :sogood:

we live in hope

Reply 1905

Lehmber Hussainpuri

I was heartbroken when amira startin licking next mans face :'(

Reply 1906

079

whats derek gonna do with that cctv image of roxy? why is it a big deal? :s-smilie:

i cant wait for the day tyler cheats on whitney :colone:

Reply 1907

Mess.

I assume he is going to say she was stealing from him.

Reply 1908

ROYP

whoever it was that said Derek has one face for everything was so right. His go-to face for every situation looks like a mix between confused, hungry and aroused.

Reply 1909

Mess.

Aroused because he is hungry and he knows food is on the way?

He has the type of face were if his jowls were to be sliced off in torture he would ask if he could eat them. He looks like he smells tbph.

Reply 1910

ROYP

he looks like if you were to touch his hair it'd be all gooey and horrible and the wet/gooiness would come off on your hand and you'd have to wipe it on your jeans or something

Reply 1911

Lehmber Hussainpuri

Original post by Mess.

Lad, would you give Amira one?

Reply 1912

FelixFelicis

Ohhh, Fatboy! :frown:

Reply 1913

Aky786UK

Quite pathetic how Fat Boy rolled over at the end just because Whitney got a few people together in a club. Jack, despite being a copper, is completely clueless. I'm guessing his solving crimes rate wasn't too high...