One word story

Original post by Andy98

This is by far the strangest story I've ever read

And I have a feeling there are more interesting characters coming up. The publishers will love this one :biggrin:

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Original post by Hamoody96

There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John

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Andy98

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf

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Andy98

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo

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Andy98

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo with

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo with The

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo with The Ring

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo with The Ring Turtle

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo with The Ring Turtle. This

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo with The Ring Turtle. This enraged

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo with The Ring Turtle. This enraged Arslan

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo with The Ring Turtle. This enraged Aslan fell

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo with The Ring Turtle. This enraged Aslan fell down

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OP

*don't bother me, I am actually making sense, LOL*

:lol:

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Aufschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo with The Ring Turtle. This enraged Aslan fell down smothering

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Original post by Kyx

*don't bother me, I am actually making sense, LOL*

:lol:

Once upon a time, there was the concept of vocabulary in the english language... :toofunny:

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Original post by Hamoody96

Once upon a time, there was the concept of vocabulary in the english language... :toofunny:

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