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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Auschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo with The Ring Turtle. This enraged Aslan fell down smothering Sammi Cameron Fernando. Cheryl roared intensively grieved at Adele's fat Hello Kitty wallpaper. Adele spontaneously combusted whilst her shoes grew too huge for her feet. Several years later, the she was actually encouraged to enroll in The Order of The Phoenix. Sadly, Hermione thought about Harry having some of her dirty hair shampooed. This aroused Hagrid greatly to the extent that Pitbull almost fondled toilets made from Beyonce's juice. Once Adele slurped her cup of tea with two sugars, Gandalf complained, "You fool of a carpetmaker! I asked for stripy but you gave me elephant print!". Disappointed, he leaped into a limpet and leered which enraged Rihanna while Ke$ha prolapsed her uterus. Meanwhile, Bradley Walsh quizzed some contestants on the Chase whilst strangely rubbing The Great Turtle-shaped Dome princess. This evil chloroplast bamboozled in disguise the Apple farmer who farmed apples saw an elephant farting on Cinderella sensually. Unfortunately, Obama slipped up on the mahogany banana bruising astronaut Bill Cowell chicken addict. Then magically he teleported Usher to Wonderland of Munchkins Paradise. Delighted, he ran towards the bearded woman who squealed happily and flung her turquoise sash willingly into some steaming potatoes. Consequently, Barney the Dinosaur licked his big shiny wheelchair until it exploded. Bradley Walsh Ducked behind the Paparazzi who took their limp earlobes imaginatively pinching his boobies which exploded into miniature elephants. Upon arriving at the miniature carnival tent, Gandalf smoked tortoise flavoured baboon cigarettes disgustingly. He craved flowers dripping heavily with snot since that was erotically pleasing to his sinuses. This orgasm killed his erection instantly but injured his lovely cake. All kinds of jellyfish swam towards Trump and Hillary died in her mother's womb. Furthermore the jellyfish sexually brushed Putin's bald dog. The dog humped uncontrollabally whining and flirting till Boris finally collapsed on glass table pulling

@kandykissesxox @captain_falcon Lazy as anything you people are eh?

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There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Auschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo with The Ring Turtle. This enraged Aslan fell down smothering Sammi Cameron Fernando. Cheryl roared intensively grieved at Adele's fat Hello Kitty wallpaper. Adele spontaneously combusted whilst her shoes grew too huge for her feet. Several years later, the she was actually encouraged to enroll in The Order of The Phoenix. Sadly, Hermione thought about Harry having some of her dirty hair shampooed. This aroused Hagrid greatly to the extent that Pitbull almost fondled toilets made from Beyonce's juice. Once Adele slurped her cup of tea with two sugars, Gandalf complained, "You fool of a carpetmaker! I asked for stripy but you gave me elephant print!". Disappointed, he leaped into a limpet and leered which enraged Rihanna while Ke$ha prolapsed her uterus. Meanwhile, Bradley Walsh quizzed some contestants on the Chase whilst strangely rubbing The Great Turtle-shaped Dome princess. This evil chloroplast bamboozled in disguise the Apple farmer who farmed apples saw an elephant farting on Cinderella sensually. Unfortunately, Obama slipped up on the mahogany banana bruising astronaut Bill Cowell chicken addict. Then magically he teleported Usher to Wonderland of Munchkins Paradise. Delighted, he ran towards the bearded woman who squealed happily and flung her turquoise sash willingly into some steaming potatoes. Consequently, Barney the Dinosaur licked his big shiny wheelchair until it exploded. Bradley Walsh Ducked behind the Paparazzi who took their limp earlobes imaginatively pinching his boobies which exploded into miniature elephants. Upon arriving at the miniature carnival tent, Gandalf smoked tortoise flavoured baboon cigarettes disgustingly. He craved flowers dripping heavily with snot since that was erotically pleasing to his sinuses. This orgasm killed his erection instantly but injured his lovely cake. All kinds of jellyfish swam towards Trump and Hillary died in her mother's womb. Furthermore the jellyfish sexually brushed Putin's bald dog. The dog humped uncontrollabally whining and flirting till Boris finally collapsed on glass table pulling

@kandykissesxox @captain_falcon Lazy as anything you people are eh?

There was a bizarre dragon who did something nasty all night long under cover. He, like the wizard of TSR, enjoyed naughty games in Sweden; these usually involved trolled gnomes dressed in exquisite leopard print, just large; so hipsterish that Gandalf screamed seductively inside the Chamber of Honorable Willywangs. One night, he had to go pulling some chicken shards from Jihadi John before the Hamsters invaded Iraq. However, Obama decided to ignore Corbyn pleading love, for Toshiba's toys. Eventually, at the expo, there were millions of lizards that died laughing inside, making a terrible commotion among Jews. One dragon rallied 47 perverts to make Auschwitz despite many politicians shoving teriyaki down Gandalf's throat sensually. Gandalf hated chicken so Obama wondered, "Suppose he ate linguine without guinea pig-inspired sauce!" Rested on imsoacademic's pony, alas King SeanFM calculated logarithms incorrectly thinking nothing of it although it caused quantum fields to Andromeda's panties explosion. As Jihadi John farted, Gandalf cursed Frodo with The Ring Turtle. This enraged Aslan fell down smothering Sammi Cameron Fernando. Cheryl roared intensively grieved at Adele's fat Hello Kitty wallpaper. Adele spontaneously combusted whilst her shoes grew too huge for her feet. Several years later, the she was actually encouraged to enroll in The Order of The Phoenix. Sadly, Hermione thought about Harry having some of her dirty hair shampooed. This aroused Hagrid greatly to the extent that Pitbull almost fondled toilets made from Beyonce's juice. Once Adele slurped her cup of tea with two sugars, Gandalf complained, "You fool of a carpetmaker! I asked for stripy but you gave me elephant print!". Disappointed, he leaped into a limpet and leered which enraged Rihanna while Ke$ha prolapsed her uterus. Meanwhile, Bradley Walsh quizzed some contestants on the Chase whilst strangely rubbing The Great Turtle-shaped Dome princess. This evil chloroplast bamboozled in disguise the Apple farmer who farmed apples saw an elephant farting on Cinderella sensually. Unfortunately, Obama slipped up on the mahogany banana bruising astronaut Bill Cowell chicken addict. Then magically he teleported Usher to Wonderland of Munchkins Paradise. Delighted, he ran towards the bearded woman who squealed happily and flung her turquoise sash willingly into some steaming potatoes. Consequently, Barney the Dinosaur licked his big shiny wheelchair until it exploded. Bradley Walsh Ducked behind the Paparazzi who took their limp earlobes imaginatively pinching his boobies which exploded into miniature elephants. Upon arriving at the miniature carnival tent, Gandalf smoked tortoise flavoured baboon cigarettes disgustingly. He craved flowers dripping heavily with snot since that was erotically pleasing to his sinuses. This orgasm killed his erection instantly but injured his lovely cake. All kinds of jellyfish swam towards Trump and Hillary died in her mother's womb. Furthermore the jellyfish sexually brushed Putin's bald dog. The dog humped uncontrollabally whining and flirting till Boris finally collapsed on glass table pulling Putin alarmingly towards Obama's mosque. However,

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