Caption competition

Big Black Crow gets Dominated by Small Asian Man

"What really happens when you vape too much"

It was a tough call this week fortnight, so many quality entries. But shadowdweller wins! Next pic:

It was a tough call this week fortnight, so many quality entries. But shadowdweller wins! Next pic:

Mother: "Who's knickers are these and why are they in a knot!?"
Teenage son: 'Just blend in Jack, blend in..'

You win this week! Next pic:

The rules are simple: I post a new picture each week, and you come up with an amusing or clever caption for it. Whoever submits the one that fits the best or makes me laugh the most wins bragging rights, and a place on the leaderboard.

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You win this week! Next pic:

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a single thing stirred, not even a mouse.
But outside the house, a group of inanimate objects were performing their satanic ritual in the hopes of possessing sweet little cathy who lay slumbering inside...

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a single thing stirred, not even a mouse.
But outside the house, a group of inanimate objects were performing their satanic ritual in the hopes of possessing sweet little cathy who lay slumbering inside...