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Tell us your best food puns!

What are your best food puns?

Or your wurst ones...

Thanks to @Tiger Rag for the idea :biggrin:

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Reply 1
i donut understand puns
Original post by UWS
What are your best food puns?

Or your wurst ones...

Thanks to @Tiger Rag for the idea :biggrin:

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I find that eating a clock is very time consuming.
This is cheesy...

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Reply 4
This is going to be crackers, I camembert the thought of all of the apple-ling puns that are going to be made here :lol:
Reply 5
Original post by iqzmoh1
i donut understand puns


This is a gouda place to start then
(edited 7 years ago)
Reply 6
Original post by Danny Dorito
This is cheesy...

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Caerphilly does it, Danny...
not a pun but sausage anyone?


Sticks and scones may break my bones but wursts will never hurt me
Original post by UWS
What are your best food puns?

Or your wurst ones...

Thanks to @Tiger Rag for the idea :biggrin:

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:colone:

Original post by Danny Dorito
This is cheesy...

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I approve strongly of this :colone:


these food puns are grate
I'll b'edamned if anyone can beat mine :colone:

We must move on from the cheese puns...
Original post by KaylaB
This is going to be crackers, I camembert the thought of all of the apple-ling puns that are going to be made here :lol:


O........................K.
That's a weird one.
The cheese factory caught fire... all that was left was de brie..
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese! :colondollar:
I find this thread appeeling.

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(edited 7 years ago)
Reply 14
Original post by Spock's Socks
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese! :colondollar:


Original post by Fractite
I find this thread appeeling.

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You gotta brie kidding me with these puns..
Original post by retro_turtles
Sticks and scones may break my bones but wursts will never hurt me


Your genius is so underrated round these here parts



you're nuts

aaaand that's my food pun
Original post by 0to100
Your genius is so underrated round these here parts

you're nuts

aaaand that's my food pun


Thank you for noticing it hahah
Original post by retro_turtles
Thank you for noticing it hahah


Any thyme


get it?

Anytime, thyme seasoning?

Original post by 0to100
Any thyme


get it?

Anytime, thyme seasoning?



You applesolute cracker!
Original post by retro_turtles
You applesolute cracker!


:eyeball:

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A CRACKER?!

Listen, cupcake...You want a ...knuckle sandwich

(food pun :P)

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