Pun Help Needed !!

the bear

Bookworm524 needs some puns relating to

Chemistry

Biology

Math

can you help her out ? :holmes:

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Reply 1

Bookworm524

Wow I didn't expect you'd start a thread! Thanks :colondollar:

I put down 'sometimes we are trig-ed by maths problems' onto the card :giggle:

Reply 2

TypicalNerd

Original post by the bear

Bookworm524 needs some puns relating to

Chemistry

Biology

Math

can you help her out ? :holmes:

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Count me out. I’m too much of an arsole.

I imagine you’ll hate my guts lmao

Reply 3

Cote1

AU get off of my cloud... :blow:

Reply 4

the bear

Original post by Bookworm524

Wow I didn't expect you'd start a thread! Thanks :colondollar:

I put down 'sometimes we are trig-ed by maths problems' onto the card :giggle:

you have access to the finest pun brains of TSR :h:

Reply 5

TypicalNerd

Original post by Cote1

AU get off of my cloud... :blow:

Nitrogen monoxide

Celling Sunset

One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest

Reply 8

Bookworm524

Original post by TypicalNerd

Count me out. I’m too much of an arsole.

Aha I remember you said chemistry jokes should be told periodically :wink:

Btw thanks for all that chemistry help and clear explanations. THANK YOU

Culture Club

Original post by Bookworm524

Aha I remember you said chemistry jokes should be told periodically :wink:

Btw thanks for all that chemistry help and clear explanations. THANK YOU

Indeed, they should only be told periodically. Otherwise everyone will claim all the good ones argon.

You are most welcome.

I imagine you aced your A levels, so well done there. All the best for results day.

Plot, kettle, black

Original post by TypicalNerd

Otherwise everyone will claim all the good ones argon.

Just as I thought it couldn't get any better...!

Gene Genie

Staph-ire and Steel

The Oxidantal Tourist

Reply 16

Muttley79

I had an argument with a 90 degree angle. Turns out it was right.

Why did the mathematical tree fall over? It had no real roots.

Why shouldn’t you eat too much pi? You’ll end up with a large circumference.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9 [my son's favourite]

Why should you worry about the maths teacher holding graph paper? Because they are obviously plotting something.

[That'smy ratio -n for today]

Reply 17

Cote1

American Pii

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