Make a statement about the next poster - true or false?

True too much

The next poster has been very lazy today

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No.

The next poster saw Jackie Chan Adventures, was inspired by it, and learnt karate as a result. Whilst practicing karate in the park blindfolded, the next poster accidentally karate chopped a pregnant woman in the brain, who later died in hospital.

The next poster was sentenced to 23 years in prison for murder, and during his trial, was dragged through the mud. They brought up an incident during high school where the next poster walked into the girls' toilets totally by accident, and used it to suggest he was a sexual deviant.

Whilst in prison, the next poster joined a neo-Nazi gang, who recruited the next poster to karate chop black inmates to death in the shower. This next poster attempted to coerce a black inmate to come near him by soaping up his anus in the shower and bending over playfully. Whilst busy planning which area of the black inmate's body to karate chop first, the next poster was penetrated by a different inmate, who copulated with him for over three hours.

The next poster, who enjoyed his experience in the showers, was awash with guilt. He felt filthy, and as a result, spent most days in the showers, which only led to more anal sex. A leading member of the neo-Nazi gang noticed whilst copulating with the next poster that he was enjoying himself far too much, and had him removed from the gang.

The next poster, gay and despondent, took his own life a day later, karate chopping himself to death. Guards had to identify him by his dental records, as his face had been karate chopped to a pulp.

^shut up

TNP is going out this evening


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