Not really anything to do with anxiety, but I have an anecdote that I laugh at to make myself feel better sometimes. I was actually trying to chat her up and be funny.
I was in a club before it got really packed and was chatting with this attractive blonde that studied at some russell group uni, she was studying something to do with being a vet and animals or some sh*t, before I went on to say that Vets are basically just failed doctors that don't want to risk real peoples lives and that it's not as bad if they accidentally snuff an animal. She literally didn't say a word and turned around.
Those are the moments in life that you've got to live for, brahs.