David Cameron and the Pig
For those of you who have missed recent events....Conservative party sources have denied that David Cameron was involved in a bizarre university dining club ritual involving a dead pig’s head.
Downing Street had earlier declined to comment on any of the allegations in a new unofficial biography by the former Tory donor Lord Ashcroft.But a party source later specifically denied the allegation that has caused the biggest stir – that Cameron was a member of the decadent Piers Gaveston club and allegedly put “a private part of his anatomy” into a dead pig’s mouth as part of an initiation rite.
Insert your jokes here, I ll start..
Why did the pig cross the road?
To avoid David Cameron.
Downing Street had earlier declined to comment on any of the allegations in a new unofficial biography by the former Tory donor Lord Ashcroft.But a party source later specifically denied the allegation that has caused the biggest stir – that Cameron was a member of the decadent Piers Gaveston club and allegedly put “a private part of his anatomy” into a dead pig’s mouth as part of an initiation rite.
Insert your jokes here, I ll start..
Why did the pig cross the road?
To avoid David Cameron.
(edited 8 years ago)
I am dying at this page right now
https://twitter.com/CameronPig
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Original post by driftawaay
looooooooooool I love how twitter reacted
Maybe it's a jewish ritual or something?
Apparently he's also knobbed pastry as well, but I reckon it's a bunch of pork pies.
Original post by Mpagtches
David Cameron definitely was involved with an ugly pig at Oxford ... haven't you heard of Boris Johnson?
LOL
lol my friend sent this to me as well
'Is it in yet'
yeah apparently he also did not burn a £50 note in front a homeless person.
This is so yesterday's news. 
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