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Another Monologue Help Thread!

I'm another AS Theatre Studies candidate who's sort of dying where monologues are concerned - the criterion are a little bit tight and I'm struggling so if there's anyone who could possibly give me a hand I'd be pretty grateful.

Criterion:
-Character cannot be matriarchal (I am playing a matriarch in my scripted)
-Character must be female
-Must be possible to perform the monologue in a British accent (any British dialect is fine)

Discounted Monologues
-'Is Brutus Sick?' - Portia, Julius Caesar (character too matriarchal)

'Probably Not's
-Emma, Pterodactyls (too flippant, not enough emotional depth)

Possibilities
-Lulu, Shopping and F ing (awaiting a response from my teacher on whether this would be an appropriate option)

As I've said, I know this is super annoying and self-involved but it would be so helpful to me if someone could offer a hand. Thanks!