HELP - I have a crush on King Henry VIII, but he is dead?
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Original post by Oxford Mum
Oh no harrys, you are still on ye olde prsom
I have a great track record, having borne two healthy sons.
I could just imagine Henry spotting me and saying “zounds, ye oxforde mum, desirest thou a rolle in yon hayloft?”
I would reply, “ alas but I am married to yon dodgye quack “.
This would, of course, not be an impediment to lusty Henry, who would have him summarily beheaded because, well, he was in the way..
Over the years I would present him with many healthy, brilliant sons, who would, naturally, get into Oxford, or else....
I could just imagine Henry spotting me and saying “zounds, ye oxforde mum, desirest thou a rolle in yon hayloft?”
I would reply, “ alas but I am married to yon dodgye quack “.
This would, of course, not be an impediment to lusty Henry, who would have him summarily beheaded because, well, he was in the way..
Over the years I would present him with many healthy, brilliant sons, who would, naturally, get into Oxford, or else....
Original post by WoodlandSorcerer
I’m laughing so much at the question mark in the title, as if there’s still a possibility a man who would be 529 (he literally turned 529 yesterday) could still be alive
hes nearly as old as my history teacher
Original post by ayahuasca
No wonder he had 8 wives
He was an evil man, he went out of his way to persecute the likes of Tyndale to death for the crime of translating the Bible into English, thenproducing it then when hei thought it would bring him political gain he ordered a Bible to be produced giving himself glory in the cover.
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Is it the smug look on his face that you find attractive?🤔
Original post by neko no basu
Forget Henry Viii, what about Charles ii of Spain?
Forget Henry Viii, what about Charles ii of Spain?
Original post by chocolate_fan
*6 and some of those were annulled, sooo, less.
What a thread to bump by the way, absolute top quality
Perfect bumping too because today's the 28th June, which is Henry VIII's birthday, he's 532 today! Happy birthday, bro!!
Original post by Sorcerer of Old
Perfect bumping too because today's the 28th June, which is Henry VIII's birthday, he's 532 today! Happy birthday, bro!!
happy heavenly birthday*hell birthday*
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could you guys do me a favour?
Original post by Miriking257
happy heavenly birthday*hell birthday*
Original post by Miriking257
could you guys do me a favour?
What is it?
could look at my head student post please?
Original post by Sorcerer of Old
What is it?
Original post by Miriking257
happy heavenly birthday*hell birthday*
Original post by Sorcerer of Old
lovely
Is OP skinny or curvy? If its the latter, he wouldn't be interested in her anyway so best to just let it go.
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