HELP - I have a crush on King Henry VIII, but he is dead?

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Reply 100

Sorcerer's Storm

Original post by HellomynameisNev

Is OP skinny or curvy? If its the latter, he wouldn't be interested in her anyway so best to just let it go.

How do you know Henry didn’t bonk curvy women? 🤔

Reply 101

04MR17

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Original post by Sorcerer of Old

Perfect bumping too because today's the 28th June, which is Henry VIII's birthday, he's 532 today! Happy birthday, bro!!

I miss some of those users too
Tiger Roll in particular

Reply 102

HellomynameisNev

Original post by Sorcerer of Old

How do you know Henry didn’t bonk curvy women? 🤔

All the women he liked were skinny. One of the complaints about Anne of Cleves when she was sent back was how unattractive her large breasts were

Reply 103

Sorcerer's Storm

Original post by HellomynameisNev

All the women he liked were skinny. One of the complaints about Anne of Cleves when she was sent back was how unattractive her large breasts were

I mean while we know for example that his first 3 wives weren't fat (at least in their youth) we don't know that they were skinny either, they could have been in between. Oh? I thought the main complaint about Anne of Cleves was that she looked like a horse and that she smelled. But I think the biggest issue here is that Henry has been dead for centuries and OP is still alive :rofl: