Finished watching the film Macbeth (2015) and it was spectacular. Fassbender's and Cotillard's acting was sublime, bursting with emotion and intensity. Don't even get me started on the landscapes. They ogled me and you just know that I fully flirted back. Rural Scotland is so beautiful that it took my minty breath away. I just want to roam the hills and the lakes, the mountains and the valleys. To spend my entire life rolling in meadows until my clothes are green and my boots are worn. To swim in lochs and run through fields of corn (in a mysterious and athletic way, not ĂĄ la Theresa May). Is that really too much to ask for a mage as magnificent as I?