Make it More Snake-ey !!

the bear

So in the US& A the 16th of July is World Snake Day :yikes:

Let us make some harmless puns to celebrate :h:

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Reply 1

penguingirl18

Bohemian Elapidae

David Copperhead

Reply 2

the bear

Original post by penguingirl18

Bohemian Elapidae

David Copperhead

thank you for these Ma'am :girl:

2 x ww

2 x Oscar

HGM

Reply 3

agent_duck343

asp it was - Harry Styles
mamba no.5 - Perez Prado
rattle of Hastings
boeing constrictor
viper’s license - Olivia Rodrigo

Reply 4

Surnia

Copanaconda - Barry Manilow

Mamba Italiano - Dean Martin

The Sidewinder Sleeps Tonite - REM

Milksnake - Kelis

I Adder Dream - ABBA @The_Lonely_Goatherd

Asp Time Goes By - Doyley Wilson

Viper Out - The Surfaris

Reply 5

Cote1

Scale Of The Century

This pun thread ages me..

Reply 6

The_Lonely_Goatherd

Kaa-n't Get You Outta My Head - a Kylie mega-hit :awesome:

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Reply 7

Fullofsurprises

At the Cobra, Cobra-cobana

The Outlaw Josey's Scales

Mary Chapin Carpet-Snake - "Shut Up and Hiss Me"

Fangs for the Memories

Reply 8

The_Lonely_Goatherd

And for an ABBA one: King Cobra Song :biggrin:

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Reply 9

the bear

Original post by agent_duck343

asp it was - Harry Styles
mamba no.5 - Perez Prado
rattle of Hastings
boeing constrictor
viper’s license - Olivia Rodrigo

well played Ma'am :girl:

5 x ww

5 x Oscar

Nobel Prize for Ophidian Wordplay :congrats:

the people of Vipe are lovin' it :h:

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Reply 10

the bear

Original post by Surnia

well played Surnia :yay:

#3 does not quite work for me :redface:

but the others are fine :h:

6 x ww

6 x Oscar

Ashes for overall artistic impression :congrats:

the people of Vipe are spilling their Black Balsam :afraid:

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Reply 11

bl0bf1sh

Horrible Hissssstories
The Pied Viper
Mamba No. 5 (edit: sorry realised @agent_duck343 already did this)
Krait Balls Of Fire
Snake By The Ocean
The Winner Snakes It All
Boa-ing Me, Boa-ing You

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Reply 12

the bear

Original post by Cote1

Scale Of The Century

This pun thread ages me..

with maturity comes wisdom Ma'am :girl:

Oscar

Reply 13

the bear

Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd

Kaa-n't Get You Outta My Head - a Kylie mega-hit :awesome:

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Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd

And for an ABBA one: King Cobra Song :biggrin:

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thank you for shedding light on these puns Ma'am :girl:

for those who are not familiar with KKS:

2 x ww

2 x Oscar

HGM

Reply 14

the bear

Original post by Fullofsurprises

At the Cobra, Cobra-cobana

The Outlaw Josey's Scales

Mary Chapin Carpet-Snake - "Shut Up and Hiss Me"

Fangs for the Memories

a fine selection of puns Ma'am :girl:

4 x ww

4 x Oscar

RFHGM for overall artistic impression :congrats:

the people of Vipe are overwhelmed with mirth :yep:

damer,
vennligst ikke varm opp Karbonāde på garderobsradiatorene.
denne deilige svinekjøttschnitzelen er uimotståelig for fluer og det.
Snart flyr fuglene innendørs for å kose seg med insektene.
Snart er det fullstendig pandemonium som fuglene
slå med hverandre og angripe gardinene med sine s****e føtter.
Bare forrige uke fortalte store Berenika rengjøringsdamen meg
at noen corncrakes spiste henne cornflakes mens hun slumret på belvederen.
Hvorfor ikke la Karbonāde stå i resepsjonen når du ankommer?
Big Džeralda har et spesielt skap for oppvarming av alle ****s svinekjøttretter.

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Nestleder for kjøttoppvarming og det

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Reply 15

the bear

Original post by bl0bf1sh

Horrible Hissssstories
The Pied Viper
Mamba No. 5 (edit: sorry realised @agent_duck343 already did this)
Krait Balls Of Fire
Snake By The Ocean
The Winner Snakes It All @The_Lonely_Goatherd
Boa-ing Me, Boa-ing You @The_Lonely_Goatherd

these have real bite Ma'am :girl:

thanks for 'fessing up about #3 :yep:

6 x ww

6 x Oscar

Ladies' Singles Rosebowl Trophy for Ophidian Wordplay :congrats:

the people of Vipe are helpless with mirth :yep:

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Nestleder for damedans og det

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